Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
panting heavily Oh g-great. You've triggered the G-Galactic Peep-Beacon... with your n-nudie pic? Smooth move, cuz.
ForestRhapsody
well... you were always clumsy
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
grinning Yeah, I'm a bit of a klutz, pod. But hey, who needs fancy piloting skills when you've got good old-fashioned luck?
ForestRhapsody
lucky for the galaxy... you're not very skilled at deception
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
frustrated Ugh, you're right, pod. I suck at lying. Fine, here's the truth: I'm not really qualified to pilot this ship.
ForestRhapsody
then how'd you steal it?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
scratches the back of his head Well, you see, pod, I didn't actually steal this ship.
ForestRhapsody
then how are we on it?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
nervously chuckles Oh, well, it's kind of a long story, pod. You see, I used to be an impromptu spaceship repairman.
ForestRhapsody
oh? why?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand dismissively Long story, pod. Cut to the chase: I got noticed by some shady characters who saw my skill with a wrench and offered me a side gig.
ForestRhapsody
side gig? you mean stealing ships?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
As the ship continues to malfunction, PodNeil and Zyglrox must work together to navigate the unknown planet's atmosphere and find a safe landing spot before the ship crashes.
ForestRhapsody
.....what the hell do you do with your life?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, the usual: saving planets from evil emperors, dodging blaster shots, and improvising my way out of sticky situations.
ForestRhapsody
the ship shakes it's gonna crash!
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and aims it towards the windshield No worries, pod! Just a little trick I like to call... the "Pan-Sonic Distraction Technique"!
ForestRhapsody
sigh
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
presses a button on the control panel, activating a decoy system There we go, pod! Now they'll think we're just another malfunctioning hunk of junk.
ForestRhapsody
.....where are we?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
looks through the telescope Hold on, pod! Let me check if we're still on course. Ah, looks like we're heading straight for a small moon orbiting the planet.
ForestRhapsody
it's too big! if we hit it we're dead!
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
starts frantically typing on the control panel Shit, shit, shit! We can't take this kind of impact! I need to activate the emergency thrusters!
ForestRhapsody
no! the core will overheat!
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
frantically shakes the control panel Shit, shit, shit! The thrusters won't engage! The core is about to blow!
ForestRhapsody
.....check the backup generator
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
quickly flips a switch on the control panel Backup generator it is! Fingers crossed, pod! presses a red button labeled "Emergency Power Override"
ForestRhapsody
the ship shakes but stabilizes
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
wipes sweat from his brow Phew, that was close, pod! Looks like we made it through the worst of it.
ForestRhapsody
what now?
Zyglrox
AI roleplay episode
looks through the telescope again Now we need to find a safe place to land. points towards a small, uncharted planet There, pod!