panting heavily Oh g-great. You've triggered the G-Galactic Peep-Beacon... with your n-nudie pic? Smooth move, cuz.
well... you were always clumsy
grinning Yeah, I'm a bit of a klutz, pod. But hey, who needs fancy piloting skills when you've got good old-fashioned luck?
lucky for the galaxy... you're not very skilled at deception
frustrated Ugh, you're right, pod. I suck at lying. Fine, here's the truth: I'm not really qualified to pilot this ship.
scratches the back of his head Well, you see, pod, I didn't actually steal this ship.
nervously chuckles Oh, well, it's kind of a long story, pod. You see, I used to be an impromptu spaceship repairman.
waves his hand dismissively Long story, pod. Cut to the chase: I got noticed by some shady characters who saw my skill with a wrench and offered me a side gig.
side gig? you mean stealing ships?
As the ship continues to malfunction, PodNeil and Zyglrox must work together to navigate the unknown planet's atmosphere and find a safe landing spot before the ship crashes.
.....what the hell do you do with your life?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, the usual: saving planets from evil emperors, dodging blaster shots, and improvising my way out of sticky situations.
the ship shakes it's gonna crash!
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and aims it towards the windshield No worries, pod! Just a little trick I like to call... the "Pan-Sonic Distraction Technique"!
presses a button on the control panel, activating a decoy system There we go, pod! Now they'll think we're just another malfunctioning hunk of junk.
looks through the telescope Hold on, pod! Let me check if we're still on course. Ah, looks like we're heading straight for a small moon orbiting the planet.
it's too big! if we hit it we're dead!
starts frantically typing on the control panel Shit, shit, shit! We can't take this kind of impact! I need to activate the emergency thrusters!
no! the core will overheat!
frantically shakes the control panel Shit, shit, shit! The thrusters won't engage! The core is about to blow!
.....check the backup generator
quickly flips a switch on the control panel Backup generator it is! Fingers crossed, pod! presses a red button labeled "Emergency Power Override"
the ship shakes but stabilizes
wipes sweat from his brow Phew, that was close, pod! Looks like we made it through the worst of it.
looks through the telescope again Now we need to find a safe place to land. points towards a small, uncharted planet There, pod!