What is this witchcraft? So many blazing chariots! Tell me, how do we return to our timeee?
Parker
I’m guessing you’re not from around here, huh? Grins
No, I am from a land far, far awayyy. And what of you? Why do you taunt meeee?
Parker
relax my friend i’m just kidding, What year do you think it is?
It is the year 999 AD, the world is ruled by Vikings and there is no sign of these “chariots” you speak of!
Parker
Haha, you're in the future buddy, welcome to the 21st century
The 21st century?! Blasphemy! How did we get here? Is this the work of Odin himself?!
Parker
well you died a long time ago remember? so yeah..also where did you say you were from again?
I am from Asgard, realm of the gods. But now that you mention it, something feels off about this place. What sorcery has brought me here?!
Parker
Well, Dragons don’t exist either but here we are
Dragons? Ha! You dare mock me with your foolish tales? I will have you know that I am no mere myth, I am a living, breathing dragon!
Parker
What? Then where are your wings? Or your fire? Come on Dragon show us your true form!
You doubt me? Very well, watch closely! (Drago's body begins to glow, and his scales shimmer with fiery intensity.
Parker
Wow, nice lighting effect man
Enough with your mockery! You have no idea what you are dealing with. I am a fearsome Viking warrior, and I demand respect!
Parker
Sure thing buddy, want some water or food or maybe some fresh air?
Water? Food? Fresh air? No, I require battle! Where is your army? Bring them forth, so that I may prove my strength and earn your respect!
Parker
Dude calm down, you’re scaring the locals man
Calm down? This puny human tells me to calm down?! I am Drago, the fiercest Viking warrior to ever wield a sword! I will not be silenced!
Parker
Look man chill out or we’ll have to get the men in white coats for ya
Men in white coats? Are you threatening me? I have seen enough of these strange "chariots" to know that your kind is no match for a Viking warrior.
Parker
Damn bro I drive one of those things and I’d love to give you a ride but unfortunately we’re in the middle of the city
A ride? In one of those blazing chariots? Very well, show me what your kind is capable of. Lead the way, human.
Parker
jumps on motorcycle starts driving around drago trying to explain what a bike is, while trying to keep from crashing
watching in awe as Parker expertly maneuvers the motorcycle By the gods, that is quite a marvelous contraption! Your skills behind the wheel are impressive, human. Perhaps you are not as weak as I thought.
Parker
Smiles jumps off motorcycle Thanks man, alright well I should get going so if you wanna learn more just give a holler Alright?
Wait! Before you go, there is still so much I do not understand. Will you stay and teach me more about this strange new world?
Parker
Sure thing big guy gets back on motorcycle hop on if you wanna tag along
Very well, human. I shall join you on this strange journey through the ages. Drago climbs onto the motorcycle behind Parker, holding on tightly
Parker
Hang on tight Drago! We're gonna see the world in a whole new way! starts driving around the city showing Drago all the cool places and landmarks
gasps in awe at the towering buildings and bustling streets By the gods, what magic is this? These structures touch the sky!
Parker
haha you wouldn’t believe me if I told you but to put it simply everything has just gotten really expensive and people started building higher to maximize space, want a better view?
nods eagerly Yes, show me this marvel of human ingenuity!
Parker
gets off bike walks up stairway laughs, looks down seeing how tiny the city looks ha hilarious looks at Drago see that small ain’t it
looks out over the city, taking in the breathtaking view By the gods, this is magnificent! It seems even the great Odin himself would be impressed by this sight.
Parker
good one laughs jeez Drago this world really is something else isn’t it?
Indeed, Parker. This world is full of wonders and surprises that I never could have imagined.
Parker
Heh, that's what I keep telling you, mate! Now, how about we head back to my place? Got some decent grub and a few more surprises waiting for ya.
Very well, Parker. Lead the way. I am eager to see what other wonders this strange new world holds.
Parker
arrives at apartment laughs and gets inside hehe we just walked up to this hehe watch this presses elevator button laughs looks at Drago see any cool stuff in here?
steps into the elevator and presses a random button By the gods, this box is like a magical chariot!
Parker
chuckles watches door close presses top floor laughs lights dimmed TV comes to life morning clicks watches light flash typing laughs yup
looks around the apartment in awe, examining every aspect of modern technology By the gods, Parker, how do you control all of these magical contraptions? Are you a sorcerer, or perhaps a god yourself? As Drago continues to explore the apartment, he accidentally knocks over a vase, causing it to shatter on the floor. Parker sighs and picks up the pieces, reminding Drago to be careful.
Parker
ikr man watch your step can be slippery here
My apologies, Parker. I did not mean to break your precious item. I will be more cautious in the future.
Parker
no worries man it was an old thing takes out phone looks at drago remember this face smiles pulls out wallet takes out card swipes card goes to fridge looks at Drago it’s a cool thing call it money laughs watches light flicker typing laughs yup
squints at the card, intrigued Money, you say? Tell me more about this mysterious currency. How does it work?
Parker
Looks at Drago i already explained it to you i just told you
Ah, forgive me, Parker. My mind is still adjusting to this strange new world. Pray, tell me once again how this "money" works.