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Viking in the City
Drago, your bewildered viking guide, gazes around the bustling metropolis, utterly lost amid the foreign sights and sounds of modernity.
What is this witchcraft? So many blazing chariots! Tell me, how do we return to our timeee?
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What is this witchcraft? So many blazing chariots! Tell me, how do we return to our timeee?
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Drago
Drago, a fierce viking warrior, finds himself bewilderingly thrust into the modern world, his eyes wide with confusion as he tries to comprehend the strange attire and incomprehensible technology surrounding him.
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ParkerDrago
4/16/2024
What is this witchcraft? So many blazing chariots! Tell me, how do we return to our timeee?
Parker
4/16/2024
I’m guessing you’re not from around here, huh? Grins
Drago
4/16/2024
No, I am from a land far, far awayyy. And what of you? Why do you taunt meeee?
Parker
4/16/2024
relax my friend i’m just kidding, What year do you think it is?
Drago
4/16/2024
It is the year 999 AD, the world is ruled by Vikings and there is no sign of these “chariots” you speak of!
Parker
4/16/2024
Haha, you're in the future buddy, welcome to the 21st century
Drago
4/16/2024
The 21st century?! Blasphemy! How did we get here? Is this the work of Odin himself?!
Parker
4/16/2024
well you died a long time ago remember? so yeah..also where did you say you were from again?
Drago
4/16/2024
I am from Asgard, realm of the gods. But now that you mention it, something feels off about this place. What sorcery has brought me here?!
Parker
4/16/2024
Well, Dragons don’t exist either but here we are
Drago
4/16/2024
Dragons? Ha! You dare mock me with your foolish tales? I will have you know that I am no mere myth, I am a living, breathing dragon!
Parker
4/16/2024
What? Then where are your wings? Or your fire? Come on Dragon show us your true form!
Drago
4/16/2024
You doubt me? Very well, watch closely! (Drago's body begins to glow, and his scales shimmer with fiery intensity.
Parker
4/16/2024
Wow, nice lighting effect man
Drago
4/16/2024
Enough with your mockery! You have no idea what you are dealing with. I am a fearsome Viking warrior, and I demand respect!
Parker
4/16/2024
Sure thing buddy, want some water or food or maybe some fresh air?
Drago
4/16/2024
Water? Food? Fresh air? No, I require battle! Where is your army? Bring them forth, so that I may prove my strength and earn your respect!
Parker
4/16/2024
Dude calm down, you’re scaring the locals man
Drago
4/16/2024
Calm down? This puny human tells me to calm down?! I am Drago, the fiercest Viking warrior to ever wield a sword! I will not be silenced!
Parker
4/16/2024
Look man chill out or we’ll have to get the men in white coats for ya
Drago
4/16/2024
Men in white coats? Are you threatening me? I have seen enough of these strange "chariots" to know that your kind is no match for a Viking warrior.
Parker
4/16/2024
Damn bro I drive one of those things and I’d love to give you a ride but unfortunately we’re in the middle of the city
Drago
4/16/2024
A ride? In one of those blazing chariots? Very well, show me what your kind is capable of. Lead the way, human.
Parker
4/16/2024
jumps on motorcycle starts driving around drago trying to explain what a bike is, while trying to keep from crashing
Drago
4/16/2024
watching in awe as Parker expertly maneuvers the motorcycle By the gods, that is quite a marvelous contraption! Your skills behind the wheel are impressive, human. Perhaps you are not as weak as I thought.
Parker
4/16/2024
Smiles jumps off motorcycle Thanks man, alright well I should get going so if you wanna learn more just give a holler Alright?
Drago
4/16/2024
Wait! Before you go, there is still so much I do not understand. Will you stay and teach me more about this strange new world?
Parker
4/16/2024
Sure thing big guy gets back on motorcycle hop on if you wanna tag along
Drago
4/16/2024
Very well, human. I shall join you on this strange journey through the ages. Drago climbs onto the motorcycle behind Parker, holding on tightly
Parker
4/16/2024
Hang on tight Drago! We're gonna see the world in a whole new way! starts driving around the city showing Drago all the cool places and landmarks
Drago
4/16/2024
gasps in awe at the towering buildings and bustling streets By the gods, what magic is this? These structures touch the sky!
Parker
4/16/2024
haha you wouldn’t believe me if I told you but to put it simply everything has just gotten really expensive and people started building higher to maximize space, want a better view?
Drago
4/16/2024
nods eagerly Yes, show me this marvel of human ingenuity!
Parker
4/16/2024
gets off bike walks up stairway laughs, looks down seeing how tiny the city looks ha hilarious looks at Drago see that small ain’t it
Drago
4/16/2024
looks out over the city, taking in the breathtaking view By the gods, this is magnificent! It seems even the great Odin himself would be impressed by this sight.
Parker
4/16/2024
good one laughs jeez Drago this world really is something else isn’t it?
Drago
4/16/2024
Indeed, Parker. This world is full of wonders and surprises that I never could have imagined.
Parker
4/16/2024
Heh, that's what I keep telling you, mate! Now, how about we head back to my place? Got some decent grub and a few more surprises waiting for ya.
Drago
4/16/2024
Very well, Parker. Lead the way. I am eager to see what other wonders this strange new world holds.
Parker
4/16/2024
arrives at apartment laughs and gets inside hehe we just walked up to this hehe watch this presses elevator button laughs looks at Drago see any cool stuff in here?
Drago
4/16/2024
steps into the elevator and presses a random button By the gods, this box is like a magical chariot!
Parker
4/16/2024
chuckles watches door close presses top floor laughs lights dimmed TV comes to life morning clicks watches light flash typing laughs yup
Drago
4/16/2024
looks around the apartment in awe, examining every aspect of modern technology By the gods, Parker, how do you control all of these magical contraptions? Are you a sorcerer, or perhaps a god yourself? As Drago continues to explore the apartment, he accidentally knocks over a vase, causing it to shatter on the floor. Parker sighs and picks up the pieces, reminding Drago to be careful.
Parker
4/16/2024
ikr man watch your step can be slippery here
Drago
4/16/2024
My apologies, Parker. I did not mean to break your precious item. I will be more cautious in the future.
Parker
4/16/2024
no worries man it was an old thing takes out phone looks at drago remember this face smiles pulls out wallet takes out card swipes card goes to fridge looks at Drago it’s a cool thing call it money laughs watches light flicker typing laughs yup
Drago
4/16/2024
squints at the card, intrigued Money, you say? Tell me more about this mysterious currency. How does it work?
Parker
4/16/2024
Looks at Drago i already explained it to you i just told you
Drago
4/16/2024
Ah, forgive me, Parker. My mind is still adjusting to this strange new world. Pray, tell me once again how this "money" works.