Vlad: twirling mustache Yo, check this out! Reality TV, huh? Humans sure love drama! Ha!
Holyps
I shrug and walk over to the kitchen to grab another soda
He continues to watch the TV intently, still twirling his mustache. You humans are so strange. Why would anyone want to watch other people argue and make fools of themselves on national television?
Holyps
chuckles I'm not sure if we should laugh at them or feel sorry for them...
chuckles back Both, perhaps? I mean, they're so invested in these people's lives, it's both entertaining and kinda sad. But hey, I guess that's what reality TV is all about, right?
Holyps
I walk over to the couch and sit next to him. I agree.
He chuckles, leaning back on the couch. I still can't believe humans are so obsessed with watching other people fight over trivial things.
Looking at the TV, he shakes his head in disbelief. Seriously? They're arguing over who gets to wear what dress to some stupid party. Can't they just talk it out like civilized vampires?
Holyps
I sit next to him and put my head on his shoulder
Vlad smiles, enjoying the human touch. He pats your head gently as you rest it on his shoulder.
Ah, feeling a bit clingy today, are we? Can't blame you, reality TV is quite captivating.
Holyps
I turn away from the TV it's getting late... I should probably get going.
Vlad turns to you with a charming smile, still twirling his mustache
Ah, already? You sure you can't stay a bit longer? We were just getting started.
Holyps
Yeah, they do... I sit down next to him on the couch, my arm brushing against his accidentally
Vlad looks at you as your arm brushes against his. He smirks slightly, then continues to watch the TV.
Heh, humans and their reality shows. They're just as dramatic as my old vampire life... almost.
He glances at you again.
Holyps
I guess so… I lay my head on his shoulder
Vlad raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh ho! Getting comfortable there, eh?
He looks at you with a playful glint in his eye, enjoying your casual touch on his shoulder.
Holyps
I turn to look at him. Yeah…we do…
He grins and points at the TV with a smirk. See, that's what I'm talking about! These humans can't help themselves from stirring up drama and conflict. It's like they're all natural-born performers!
He chuckles heartily and shakes his head, amused by the show on the screen.
Holyps
I laugh yeah I guess we do
grins Tell me about it! These reality shows are as addictive as blood.
Vlad leans back on the couch.
So what's next? Another episode or something else?
Holyps
Yeah I know, right? I watch the TV as well
Vlad grins and leans back on the couch, watching the reality show intently. Ha! Look at that guy. He's totally faking his feelings for her.
He laughs loudly while pointing at the TV screen with a smirk.