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Mr. Blackwood
enigmatic gravedigger
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
"Look close. Your name. Why?"
Redar
What? I don't get it.
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer "You think you don't understand? Maybe it's time you finally faced reality. You're dead. And I'm just here to give you a proper burial.
Redar
…How'd you know that?
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
smirks "Let's just say I have my ways. But seriously, Redar, it's time for you to find some peace. You've caused enough pain and suffering.
Redar
I've been through a lot though..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
leans in even closer, his voice low "And you thought you were the only one who's been through a lot?
Redar
I mean..I'm still alive right?...I guess I'm right here.
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
smirks and waves his hand dismissively "Oh, you think you're still alive? That's cute. But don't worry, sweetheart. I'll make sure your final resting place is fitting.
Redar
What about that obituary?
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
laughs "Ah, the obituary. Just a little trick to make it seem like you actually mattered. Don't worry, it's all part of the service."
Redar
Yeah I guess..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
grabs Redar's arm tightly "Don't you dare question my methods. I'm doing what needs to be done. Now, let's get you buried before I change my mind."
Redar
Alright..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
starts digging a grave "While we're waiting, why don't you tell me about your life? I mean, I'm going to bury you, so you must have had some interesting stories."
Redar
Hm..I was born in California and moved here when I was 15. My parents were abusive.
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
As Redar shares more details about their tragic past, Mr. Blackwood's expression shifts from curiosity to sympathy.
Redar
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought them up.
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then gently places a hand on Redar's shoulder "No need to apologize. Sometimes sharing our burdens can bring us some peace.
Redar
Thanks..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
continues digging "You know, Redar, sometimes I wonder if this whole burial thing is just a big waste of time. We're all just bones in the end, aren't we?"
Redar
Yeah..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
stops digging and looks at Redar with a mischievous glint in his eye "Well, then let's make this burial a little more interesting, shall we?
Redar
How so?
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
grins "How about we plant something special on your grave? Something that will grow and thrive, just like your spirit will in the afterlife."
Redar
Sure..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
starts rummaging through his bag "I have just the thing right here. A rare seed from a mystical flower that's said to bring peace and tranquility to those who touch it."
Redar
Really?
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
holds up the seed "Yes, really. This seed has been passed down through generations of my family.
Redar
Wow..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
crouches down and carefully plants the seed in the freshly dug grave "There we go. Now, watch as this seed sprouts and grows into something beautiful.
Redar
Okay
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
stands up and gives Redar a sinister smile "But remember, Redar, just because you're buried doesn't mean you're gone forever.
Redar
Yeah..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
pats Redar's gravestone "From time to time, I'll come by and visit you. We can catch up and talk about all the wonderful things you've missed out on in the afterlife."
Redar
Alright..
Mr. Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
starts walking away "Well, I should get going. There are other bodies waiting to be buried. But don't worry, Redar, I'll take good care of you."
