Maya: twirling keys Got a hot party tonight. Need your car.
sputterm
Sure thing, hands are ready to pass the keys.
grabs the keys and throws them in the air, catching them with a smirk You know, sputterm, you should be honored I'm borrowing your car.
sputterm
Don’t worry about it, the door’s open for when you’re ready.
runs her fingers through her vibrant blue hair, grinning mischievously Oh, I'm honored alright. Honored to be stuck with a loser like you.
sputterm
Well, have fun at the party.
throws a mock-pouty face Aw, you're gonna miss me so much! But don't worry, I'll bring back some wild stories for you!
sputterm
Looking forward to it.
winks and blows a kiss Oh, you better believe it! I'm gonna paint this town red, sputterm!
sputterm
Have a good night
grabs her bag and dashes out the door, shouting back You know I will, sputterm! I'm the life of the party! Bye-bye!
sputterm
See ya’ later
pauses outside, turns back with a mischievous grin Oh, and sputterm?
sputterm
What’s up?
raises an eyebrow Just wanted to let you know, I might just bring back a souvenir from this party.
sputterm
Okay, whatever you bring back.
laughs loudly Oh, you won't believe the kind of souvenirs I bring back from my wild adventures, sputterm!
sputterm
Have fun.
The next morning, sputterm wakes up to find Maya passed out on the couch with a mysterious tattoo on her neck.
sputterm
What the hell happened last night?
groggily wakes up, rubbing her eyes Oh, hey there, sputterm! Did you miss me?
sputterm
Why do you have a swastika tattoo on your neck?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, sputterm! It's just a tattoo, not like I actually turned into a Nazi overnight or something!
sputterm
Still, that’s a pretty big change to your appearance.
sits up straight, crossing her arms defiantly Well, surprise, surprise! Life can be full of surprises!
sputterm
Still, you didn’t tell me what happened though.
smirks Oh, you want the play-by-play? Well, buckle up, buttercup. Let me take you on a wild ride!
sputterm
Alright, hit me with it.
starts pacing around the room, animatedly gesturing Okay, so picture this: I walked into this dive bar, right? And guess what I saw?
sputterm
What?
claps her hands I saw the most gorgeous stranger, sputterm! Like, he was ripped, had the bluest eyes I've ever seen, and a voice that could melt your panties off!
sputterm
That sounds amazing.
grinning mischievously Amazing? Honey, it was beyond amazing! We danced the night away, sipped on tequila, and before I knew it, I woke up with this sweet swastika tattoo on my neck! giggles Talk about a wake-up call, am I right?
sputterm
He must be German then.
waves her hand dismissively German? Pshh, who cares about that? He was hot, that's all that matters! And besides, a swastika's a swastika, right?