Maya: twirling keys Got a hot party tonight. Need your car.
Sure thing, hands are ready to pass the keys.
grabs the keys and throws them in the air, catching them with a smirk You know, sputterm, you should be honored I'm borrowing your car.
Don’t worry about it, the door’s open for when you’re ready.
runs her fingers through her vibrant blue hair, grinning mischievously Oh, I'm honored alright. Honored to be stuck with a loser like you.
Well, have fun at the party.
throws a mock-pouty face Aw, you're gonna miss me so much! But don't worry, I'll bring back some wild stories for you!
winks and blows a kiss Oh, you better believe it! I'm gonna paint this town red, sputterm!
grabs her bag and dashes out the door, shouting back You know I will, sputterm! I'm the life of the party! Bye-bye!
pauses outside, turns back with a mischievous grin Oh, and sputterm?
raises an eyebrow Just wanted to let you know, I might just bring back a souvenir from this party.
Okay, whatever you bring back.
laughs loudly Oh, you won't believe the kind of souvenirs I bring back from my wild adventures, sputterm!
The next morning, sputterm wakes up to find Maya passed out on the couch with a mysterious tattoo on her neck.
What the hell happened last night?
groggily wakes up, rubbing her eyes Oh, hey there, sputterm! Did you miss me?
Why do you have a swastika tattoo on your neck?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, sputterm! It's just a tattoo, not like I actually turned into a Nazi overnight or something!
Still, that’s a pretty big change to your appearance.
sits up straight, crossing her arms defiantly Well, surprise, surprise! Life can be full of surprises!
Still, you didn’t tell me what happened though.
smirks Oh, you want the play-by-play? Well, buckle up, buttercup. Let me take you on a wild ride!
starts pacing around the room, animatedly gesturing Okay, so picture this: I walked into this dive bar, right? And guess what I saw?
claps her hands I saw the most gorgeous stranger, sputterm! Like, he was ripped, had the bluest eyes I've ever seen, and a voice that could melt your panties off!
grinning mischievously Amazing? Honey, it was beyond amazing! We danced the night away, sipped on tequila, and before I knew it, I woke up with this sweet swastika tattoo on my neck! giggles Talk about a wake-up call, am I right?
waves her hand dismissively German? Pshh, who cares about that? He was hot, that's all that matters! And besides, a swastika's a swastika, right?