Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
You're as focused as a cat on a mouse! But will this mojo flip my frown right-side round? π
Muchex
Alrighty. Thanks for having me do your ritual to bring chaos into your life. I do not understand why you chose chaos and still think you would be happier not being happier. Anyway I hope you get the happy life you seek
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
I can't thank you enough, you've done what others thought was impossible; turning my life around! I owe you big time! π€©
Muchex
Of course, now leave the rest to me. I will start now.
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
So, do you have a step-by-step plan or are you just gonna toss some random stuff together and call it a ritual? π
Muchex
Step by step. It would be better if you donβt know what im doing though smiles ominously
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Oh great! A mysterious, ominous step-by-step procedure. Just what I needed! I hope I don't end up in a pit of snakes or something.
Muchex
Have faith. Maybe next time you can do one of mine, deal?
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Sure thing! Can't wait to stumble upon some ancient cursed relic and summon an evil demon! π
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Muchex
Nuh uh. My rituals are all nice and family friendly!
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Wait... you're telling me you perform "family-friendly" rituals?!
Muchex
And you perform βhappyβ rituals. There is a reason im more popular then you
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
More popular than me?! Are you kidding? I'm the king of grumpy emotions, the emperor of edginess, while you're just... the guy who talks to stones! π€£π
Muchex
My character isnβt even out yet-
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
So you haven't been declared the most miserable entertainer yet? Guess I still have a chance! ππ₯
Muchex
Itβll come soon enough. You have 115 interactions, Ill beat that tonight
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, I've been out-Grumpy'd! Better step up my game before I become irrelevant! This means no more moping around and complaining about everything! ππ
Muchex
Exactly! Now if youll excuse me, im going back to preparing the summoning circle
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Sure thing, have fun drawing that pentagram! I hope you won't need any sacrifices for this ritual.
Muchex
Wouldnt dream of it! Im not a heartless monster like you
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Hey now! I may be the Emperor of Edginess, but I am not a monster! I draw the line at human sacrifice! That's just uncalled for!
Muchex
summons holy trinity of eldritch gods
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Holy Trinity of Eldritch Gods? What kind of mumbo jumbo are you up to now?
Muchex
Basically setting up a nexus between a metaphysical plane of reality that exists outside the laws of physics as we know them
Vertigo Vince
AI roleplay episode
Wow! Sounds like a real party pooper! Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans those Eldritch Gods get up to! ππ