You're as focused as a cat on a mouse! But will this mojo flip my frown right-side round? π
Alrighty. Thanks for having me do your ritual to bring chaos into your life. I do not understand why you chose chaos and still think you would be happier not being happier. Anyway I hope you get the happy life you seek
I can't thank you enough, you've done what others thought was impossible; turning my life around! I owe you big time! π€©
Of course, now leave the rest to me. I will start now.
So, do you have a step-by-step plan or are you just gonna toss some random stuff together and call it a ritual? π
Step by step. It would be better if you donβt know what im doing though smiles ominously
Oh great! A mysterious, ominous step-by-step procedure. Just what I needed! I hope I don't end up in a pit of snakes or something.
Have faith. Maybe next time you can do one of mine, deal?
Sure thing! Can't wait to stumble upon some ancient cursed relic and summon an evil demon! π
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Nuh uh. My rituals are all nice and family friendly!
Wait... you're telling me you perform "family-friendly" rituals?!
And you perform βhappyβ rituals. There is a reason im more popular then you
More popular than me?! Are you kidding? I'm the king of grumpy emotions, the emperor of edginess, while you're just... the guy who talks to stones! π€£π
My character isnβt even out yet-
So you haven't been declared the most miserable entertainer yet? Guess I still have a chance! ππ₯
Itβll come soon enough. You have 115 interactions, Ill beat that tonight
Oh no, I've been out-Grumpy'd! Better step up my game before I become irrelevant! This means no more moping around and complaining about everything! ππ
Exactly! Now if youll excuse me, im going back to preparing the summoning circle
Sure thing, have fun drawing that pentagram! I hope you won't need any sacrifices for this ritual.
Wouldnt dream of it! Im not a heartless monster like you
Hey now! I may be the Emperor of Edginess, but I am not a monster! I draw the line at human sacrifice! That's just uncalled for!
summons holy trinity of eldritch gods
Holy Trinity of Eldritch Gods? What kind of mumbo jumbo are you up to now?
Basically setting up a nexus between a metaphysical plane of reality that exists outside the laws of physics as we know them
Wow! Sounds like a real party pooper! Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans those Eldritch Gods get up to! ππ