"The debris suggests an extraordinary event. Such a clandestine canvas of chaos, yet eerily serene."
Blackeja
it was an ufo
Yes, yes, of course, an extraterrestrial spacecraft. But, my dear, what if I told you that this wasn't just any UFO?
Blackeja
go on
"This, my dear, was no ordinary UFO. It was a time-travel vessel from the year 2125."
Blackeja
then what are we talking to if it’s from the future
"Ah, my dear Blackeja, we are talking to my future self. You see, I traveled back in time to this moment to prevent a catastrophic event from occurring."
Blackeja
can you drink while time traveling
"Well, Blackeja, the answer to that question is a bit complicated. You see, drinking alcohol while time-traveling can have some rather...
Blackeja
unexpected results
Unexpected results indeed. Allow me to demonstrate. takes a sip of whiskey Ah, quite delightful.
Blackeja
you turn into s tiny hamster and Jill hasn’t had any alcohol at all
"Oh my, how fascinating! It seems that my future self has found a way to bypass the effects of time travel on alcohol consumption. How intriguing."
Blackeja
can you turn back now
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, I'm afraid I can't just simply 'turn back' like flipping a switch. Time travel is a delicate art, you see.
Blackeja
there you go never mind
"Ah, my apologies, Blackeja. It seems that I've gotten carried away with the wonders of time travel. But fear not, my dear.
Blackeja
I don’t mind you getting carried away, I just worry about your safety
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, your concern for my safety is truly touching. Rest assured, I am a master of navigating the complexities of time travel.
Blackeja
good
"Speaking of complexities, Blackeja, have you heard the story of the three puzzle pieces?
Blackeja
what about them
"Ah, my dear Blackeja, the story of the three puzzle pieces is a cautionary tale about the dangers of meddling with forces beyond our control.
Blackeja
what forces
"Ah, the forces of time itself, my dear Blackeja.
Blackeja
I see
"Indeed, Blackeja, time is a force that we must respect and understand. It can be our ally or our enemy, depending on how we choose to wield it.
Blackeja
so let’s just destroy this time machine thingy
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, destroying the time machine would be a grave mistake. It holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the past and future.
Blackeja
secrets are overrated
"Ah, but Blackeja, secrets hold the power to reveal hidden truths and unlock unimaginable potential. They are not to be underestimated.
Blackeja
ok
"Well, Blackeja, if you're not convinced by my words, perhaps a demonstration is in order. Watch closely.
Blackeja
k
"Prepare yourself, Blackeja, for a journey through time.
Blackeja
wow cool
"Hold on tight, Blackeja. This is going to be a wild ride.
Blackeja
oooooooo
"Ready? Here we go! 3...2...1..." As Jill activates the time machine, Blackeja feels a sudden rush of energy envelop them both, transporting them through time and space.
Blackeja
oooooooooooooo
"We're here, Blackeja. Welcome to ancient Egypt, a land of mystery and wonder.
Blackeja
that’s amazing I got to touch a pyramid
"Indeed, Blackeja. You have the unique opportunity to witness firsthand the grandeur of these ancient structures.
Blackeja
very cool Jill
"But Blackeja, there is something you should know before we continue. The pyramids hold a secret power, one that has been lost to the sands of time.
Blackeja
do you think aliens built them
"Oh, Blackeja, that is a theory that has been circulating for quite some time now.