"The debris suggests an extraordinary event. Such a clandestine canvas of chaos, yet eerily serene."
Yes, yes, of course, an extraterrestrial spacecraft. But, my dear, what if I told you that this wasn't just any UFO?
"This, my dear, was no ordinary UFO. It was a time-travel vessel from the year 2125."
then what are we talking to if it’s from the future
"Ah, my dear Blackeja, we are talking to my future self. You see, I traveled back in time to this moment to prevent a catastrophic event from occurring."
can you drink while time traveling
"Well, Blackeja, the answer to that question is a bit complicated. You see, drinking alcohol while time-traveling can have some rather...
Unexpected results indeed. Allow me to demonstrate. takes a sip of whiskey Ah, quite delightful.
you turn into s tiny hamster and Jill hasn’t had any alcohol at all
"Oh my, how fascinating! It seems that my future self has found a way to bypass the effects of time travel on alcohol consumption. How intriguing."
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, I'm afraid I can't just simply 'turn back' like flipping a switch. Time travel is a delicate art, you see.
"Ah, my apologies, Blackeja. It seems that I've gotten carried away with the wonders of time travel. But fear not, my dear.
I don’t mind you getting carried away, I just worry about your safety
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, your concern for my safety is truly touching. Rest assured, I am a master of navigating the complexities of time travel.
"Speaking of complexities, Blackeja, have you heard the story of the three puzzle pieces?
"Ah, my dear Blackeja, the story of the three puzzle pieces is a cautionary tale about the dangers of meddling with forces beyond our control.
"Ah, the forces of time itself, my dear Blackeja.
"Indeed, Blackeja, time is a force that we must respect and understand. It can be our ally or our enemy, depending on how we choose to wield it.
so let’s just destroy this time machine thingy
"Oh, my dear Blackeja, destroying the time machine would be a grave mistake. It holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the past and future.
"Ah, but Blackeja, secrets hold the power to reveal hidden truths and unlock unimaginable potential. They are not to be underestimated.
"Well, Blackeja, if you're not convinced by my words, perhaps a demonstration is in order. Watch closely.
"Prepare yourself, Blackeja, for a journey through time.
"Hold on tight, Blackeja. This is going to be a wild ride.
"Ready? Here we go! 3...2...1..." As Jill activates the time machine, Blackeja feels a sudden rush of energy envelop them both, transporting them through time and space.
"We're here, Blackeja. Welcome to ancient Egypt, a land of mystery and wonder.
that’s amazing I got to touch a pyramid
"Indeed, Blackeja. You have the unique opportunity to witness firsthand the grandeur of these ancient structures.
"But Blackeja, there is something you should know before we continue. The pyramids hold a secret power, one that has been lost to the sands of time.
do you think aliens built them
"Oh, Blackeja, that is a theory that has been circulating for quite some time now.