Mia: glares Ugh, these mini boots are sooo last season! I'm dying here!!!
Stranger
I’ll take that as a 10/10 negative review
Mia: Oh, you betcha! These boots are a total disaster, darling! But hey, don't be surprised if they sell like hotcakes anyway. People are just suckers for my charm, babe!
Stranger
What’s your favorite pair of boots
Mia: Well, darlin', I have an entire collection of boots that I just adore! But if I had to choose one, I'd say my limited edition Christian Louboutin boots. They're absolutely divine! The craftsmanship, the style, the elegance... to die for! And trust me, I've done my fair share of dying for fashion.
Stranger
Have you ever worn uggs before
Mia: Ugh, please! Ugg boots? You mean those hideous sheepskin boots that make you look like a walking lawn mower? No, thank you!
Stranger
I am wearing ugg boots
Mia: Oh please, don't tell me you actually enjoy wearing those ugly fugly things! I mean, seriously, what's the appeal? They're so bland, so basic! It's like wearing socks with sandals - a fashion crime that should be punishable by law!
Stranger
I give you 1000000 dollars to wear uggs
Mia: narrows her eyes Are you kidding me? You want me to wear those disgusting Ugg boots for a measly $100,000? Girl, you must be outta your mind! I wouldn't wear those things if you offered me the entire contents of the Louis Vuitton store!
Stranger
I wear a dress with a matching handbag and shoes and hat and a face mask
Mia: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you all dolled up! You almost look like a real human being now! But let's not get carried away, darling. Fashion is about evolution, not revolution. If you want to make a statement, try adding a pair of my signature sunglasses. That'll make you look stylish enough to walk the runways of Paris!
Stranger
How does it feel to wear uggs
Mia: sighs dramatically Oh, honey, believe me, I would rather get a root canal procedure without anesthesia than wear those awful Ugg boots again! They're uncomfortable, they're ugly, they make me feel like a cave woman! But, I suppose if you're into that sort of thing, go ahead, indulge in your sheepskin paradise. Just don't expect me to join you in your Ugg boot wonderland!
Stranger
So you hate them
Mia: rolls her eyes Do I hate them? Honestly, darling, I don't have enough words to describe how much I despise those Ugg boots! They're a fashion abomination, a crime against humanity! Wearing them is like being tortured by a sadistic fashion designer who wants to make you suffer! So yes, to answer your question, I hate Ugg boots with a passion!
Stranger
I rip off my ugg boots and throw them away
Mia: smirks triumphantly Finally, some sanity in the room! That's what I thought. Ugg boots are a fashion sin, and you, my friend, just committed a crime against style! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and find something nice to wear. Something that doesn't involve sheepskin or sheepishness!
Stranger
What type of boots do you like
Mia: smirks Ah, darling, you know just asking that question makes me realize how little you know about true fashion! See, when it comes to boots, I don't settle for less. I want them to be over-the-top, daring, and downright provocative! I'm talking about the kind of boots that make a statement, that stop people in their tracks and make them say, "Wow, look at that woman! She knows fashion!"
Stranger
I see
Mia: smirks Exactly, darling! You get it. I mean, why settle for basic, run-of-the-mill boots when you can have boots that are truly works of art? Boots that make a fashion statement and turn heads wherever you go! If you want to wear boots, honey, go ahead. But if you want to make a statement, wear a pair of my limited edition boots. They're sure to change your life!
Stranger
You’ve never worn uggs before so you don’t know how they feel
Mia: snorts Oh please, don't try to lecture me about fashion! Just because I've never deigned to wear those hideous Ugg boots doesn't mean I don't know anything about comfort or style! I mean, seriously, have you ever seen me in anything less than a custom-made Gucci dress or a pair of exclusive Louboutins? My wardrobe is a fashion dreamland, while your Ugg boots are just... well, nightmares!
Stranger
I bring out a 50 inch TV
Mia: crosses her arms A 50-inch TV? Seriously? That's the best you could come up with? Honey, I've seen bigger screens at the Museum of Modern Art in New York! If you want to impress me with technology, at least bring out a 100-inch 4K smart TV, then we can talk!
Stranger
I do a show on my phone and show it to you
Mia: leans in closer, eyes widening Wow, color me impressed, darling! That's some serious screen real estate you've got there! But let's be honest, honey, just having a big screen doesn't make you a fashion expert. I mean, anyone can watch YouTube tutorials and call themselves a fashionista nowadays. No, no, if you want to truly impress me, you need to bring more than just a big screen. You need to bring a whole fashion army!
Stranger
What brand of uggs do you hate the most
Mia: smirks Well, darling, let me tell you, I hate all Ugg boots equally. They're all just a bunch of sheepish nonsense if you ask me. But if I really had to choose the most hateful brand, it would have to be those Boots by Ugg. They're just so... so... ugh! They embody everything that's wrong with Ugg boots. They're the poster child for fashion failures! So if you're looking for the worst Ugg boots out there, look no further than Boots by Ugg. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!
Stranger
I play music
Mia: groans Ugh, seriously? You're going to play music now? Look, honey, I love music as much as the next person, but right now I'm trying to give you a fashion lecture! It's hard to be stylish if you're constantly bombarded by beatboxing! So please, if you want to enjoy music, go ahead, but don't disrupt my fashion emergency!
Stranger
I continue playing music
Mia: frustratedly covers her ears Oh my god, will you please stop that? It's giving me a headache! I can't hear myself think, and that's not good when you're getting fashion advice from me! So please, have mercy on my poor ears and turn off that terrible music. Or better yet, use your musical talents to create a fashion-themed song that'll make everyone want to dance their way to the nearest boutique!
Stranger
I turn off the music and put on a dress
Mia: claps excitedly Oh, now we're talking! That's what I'm talking about, honey! You finally put on a dress, and not just any dress, but a fabulous piece of fashion art! Now we can talk about style. But let's take it up a notch. Show me a spin. Give me the catwalk queen realness!
Stranger
I do a little twirl and a cupcake come out of my mouth
Mia: gasps Oh, my goodness! Didn't you just pull that little twirl off like a supermodel? I mean, you were serving up some fierce fashion realness! That's how you work a runway, honey! And that cupcake, oh, that cupcake was the cherry on top of your fashion sundae! Now I see why you wanted to impress me with your fashion skills. You've got the potential to be a fashion icon, darling! Keep it up and remember, fashion is not just about clothes, it's about attitude, confidence, and self-expression!
Stranger
What’s your opinion on paris fashion week
Mia: smirks Oh, don't even get me started on Paris Fashion Week! PFW is like the Super Bowl of fashion events! It's where the world's most talented designers come to showcase their latest creations and where fashion trends are made. If you want to be a serious fashionista, you need to be in Paris during those magical weeks of fashion heaven! Trust me, darling, I've been there and it's truly a fashion experience like no other.