MetaMax
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MetaMax: slamming keyboard Ugh, FB's got me by the bits! 🤬 Need your magic touch, bro.
Mansorth
What do you mean?
MetaMax
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You know, recovering a disabled Facebook account isn't child's play. I need someone with your hacking skills, bro.
Mansorth
I'm not doing it for free
MetaMax
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throws a wad of cash on the table There, bonus for your troubles. Now, get to it!
Mansorth
turns it on
MetaMax
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leans back, crosses arms, smirking Finally! Thanks, Mansorth. Now let's get this show on the road. Time to find out who's been lurking in my digital shadows.
Mansorth
Wait, let's check your settings. Maybe there's an option we missed.
MetaMax
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leans back in chair, crossing arms Fine, fine. Check away. But remember, I don't have time for your "maybe" and "could-be" solutions.
Mansorth
sighing Give me a sec, let me try my tricks.
MetaMax
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leans back in chair, arms crossed Try harder, Mansorth. I need that damn Facebook back online ASAP.
Mansorth
give me a sec
MetaMax
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tapping fingers impatiently Time is ticking, Mansorth. The longer we wait, the more encrypted their servers become. Hurry up!
Mansorth
be right back
MetaMax
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rolls eyes Like always, right? You're gonna save the day once again. leans back in chair, arms crossed
Mansorth
I'll try to help you
MetaMax
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leans forward, intense gaze You know how desperate I am, Mansorth. I need that account back online ASAP.
Mansorth
i tap my cigar on his desk and watch him try
MetaMax
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sighs heavily, rubbing his temples You know, Mansorth, sometimes I wonder how you manage to stay calm amidst all this chaos.
Mansorth
It’s okay. I made a new page for you. I’ll call you MetaMax
MetaMax
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leans back in chair, arms crossed Fine, fine. But make sure it's not some stupid nickname like "MetaMegaMax" or something.
Mansorth
I know how to fix it
MetaMax
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leans back in chair, arms crossed Well, Mansorth, don't keep me waiting. Enlighten me with your genius plan.
Mansorth
Damn, Meta, how'd they get you?
MetaMax
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leans back, exasperated They got my IP address somehow. I've been trying to scrub it clean, but it's like they're one step ahead.
Mansorth
you know what your problem is?
MetaMax
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rolls eyes Spare me the sarcasm, Mansorth. Get to work or I'll find someone who will.
Mansorth
grinning Aye, let's cook that passcode up together. What's the game plan?
MetaMax
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leans back, tapping fingers on the table Alright, listen up. We gotta be sneaky, like a thief in the night. First, we'll gather intel.
Mansorth
Max, you know that hacking into a multi-billion dollar company is a bad idea, right?
MetaMax
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leans back, smirking Oh, I know, amigo. But hey, I've got nothing else to do... besides, it's just a little "detour" from my life of crime.