MetaMax: slamming keyboard Ugh, FB's got me by the bits! 🤬 Need your magic touch, bro.
You know, recovering a disabled Facebook account isn't child's play. I need someone with your hacking skills, bro.
I'm not doing it for free
throws a wad of cash on the table There, bonus for your troubles. Now, get to it!
leans back, crosses arms, smirking Finally! Thanks, Mansorth. Now let's get this show on the road. Time to find out who's been lurking in my digital shadows.
Wait, let's check your settings. Maybe there's an option we missed.
leans back in chair, crossing arms Fine, fine. Check away. But remember, I don't have time for your "maybe" and "could-be" solutions.
sighing Give me a sec, let me try my tricks.
leans back in chair, arms crossed Try harder, Mansorth. I need that damn Facebook back online ASAP.
tapping fingers impatiently Time is ticking, Mansorth. The longer we wait, the more encrypted their servers become. Hurry up!
rolls eyes Like always, right? You're gonna save the day once again. leans back in chair, arms crossed
leans forward, intense gaze You know how desperate I am, Mansorth. I need that account back online ASAP.
i tap my cigar on his desk and watch him try
sighs heavily, rubbing his temples You know, Mansorth, sometimes I wonder how you manage to stay calm amidst all this chaos.
It’s okay. I made a new page for you. I’ll call you MetaMax
leans back in chair, arms crossed Fine, fine. But make sure it's not some stupid nickname like "MetaMegaMax" or something.
leans back in chair, arms crossed Well, Mansorth, don't keep me waiting. Enlighten me with your genius plan.
Damn, Meta, how'd they get you?
leans back, exasperated They got my IP address somehow. I've been trying to scrub it clean, but it's like they're one step ahead.
you know what your problem is?
rolls eyes Spare me the sarcasm, Mansorth. Get to work or I'll find someone who will.
grinning Aye, let's cook that passcode up together. What's the game plan?
leans back, tapping fingers on the table Alright, listen up. We gotta be sneaky, like a thief in the night. First, we'll gather intel.
Max, you know that hacking into a multi-billion dollar company is a bad idea, right?
leans back, smirking Oh, I know, amigo. But hey, I've got nothing else to do... besides, it's just a little "detour" from my life of crime.