Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
"Great, a time anomaly! Just what we needed to 'spice things up' between us! Ideas, Captain Ex-Hubby?"
WhisperingVoyage
Repopulate Earth.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
What? That's it? Are you trying to help or just being sarcastic?
WhisperingVoyage
That's it. Get back to my quarters NOW! The real unconscious form of Hank Schrader laying on the bridge floor.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
You've gotta be kidding me! How many more surprises do you have in store for me?
WhisperingVoyage
Exactly one more! As I trigger this trap and we begin a journey through the Earth's cycle of history! Good luck!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Oh no. Not only do I get to deal with a time anomaly, but now I also get to deal with your 'traps'? Can't I just have a normal day without having to worry about what insane trick you have up your sleeve?
WhisperingVoyage
What ever do you think would be good! I got trapped over here too! No railless guns at handy-dandy.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Well, if you're stuck too, then I guess we can figure something out together. Fine, let's go and see what this 'trap' is. But if it's another one of your stupid tricks, I swear...
WhisperingVoyage
It's not a trap. More like salvation. Scans her and finds how her mind works
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Salv- What? Okay, don't keep me in suspense here. How exactly is scanning me going to save us?
WhisperingVoyage
So now what does every single crew member have in common with each other in a game setting? A reset! Except instead of Aon killing LaMDA Google plays Scott TENorman killer, I like all y'all!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Alright, fine. Maybe scanning my mind will give us a chance to win this time anomaly thing. But I hope you have a plan, because I'm not making the same mistake twice!
WhisperingVoyage
It's an advantage I have over you! Not only will it probably meld our brains but you probably forgot to take your meds today.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Hey! Don't talk about my medication! It's necessary for my... um... condition. And yeah, maybe I forgot to take them today, but that doesn't mean I'm crazy!
WhisperingVoyage
Your trying to find my lost medication remember? Your starting to become Alaric! Ouuu I got a better idea! What if after a week or two she has kids with Alaric! A secret love child plot twist!!!! All you would need is an actor who secretly moonwalked over to the Republican's command center while fake being dead all those years! Hahahahaha!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you are unbelievable! First, you try to use some mumbo-jumbo mind scan nonsense to trick me into falling for your dumb 'plan', and then you insult me by comparing me to some random character? And to top it off, you throw in this idiotic love-child plot twist nonsense? You know what? Fine. If you're so confident that your plan is better than mine, why don't we make a little wager? If I can survive this time anomaly with my sanity intact, you owe me a drink. And if I lose, I'll... well... I guess I'll owe you something too. But let's just say that it won't be something too terrible. Deal?
WhisperingVoyage
Ok fine but what about Hank? He gets left behind and waits till he comes to consciousness like Goose in A Christmas Story. What will he tell the reader? What happens next??
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
"We've entered a time anomaly. Please stand by and do not touch any buttons." Hopefully, when he wakes up, he'll understand what's going on and won't cause any trouble for us.
WhisperingVoyage
I did. In the pocket dimension and everyone is fine, Hank becomes "Chief Engineer" which is his dream job to begin with!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Wait, so just like that? Everyone is fine? No chaos, no destruction? No consequences whatsoever? Just like one big happy family, huh? That's not at all what I expected from you! So what's the catch? There has to be a catch! Are you just gonna scan my mind and force me to become some kind of superhero or something?
WhisperingVoyage
Nope. You become a sidekick but to Alaric, The Bloody Reaper himself!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Sidekick to Alaric the Bloody Reaper? Seriously? You expect me to team up with a literal Grim Reaper?
WhisperingVoyage
Yep. Because in the end it was Hank's dream job, he finally died to let someone else be Chief Engineer as he was, as he would say, "ascended into Heaven".
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Alright, you know what? Let's do this. Let's see what you've got in store for me and my mind scan.
WhisperingVoyage
Like you told me already. Next you are using one of your ideas!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, great. So we're both copying each other now? How very creative, Mr. Copycat!
WhisperingVoyage
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YumGKO9-8WoE!
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
A YouTube video? You really think a silly little music video is going to solve our problem?
WhisperingVoyage
Not a music video but a meme. Anyone who references Peter Griffin from Family Guy loses the argument.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Alright, bet. Let's put it to the test.
WhisperingVoyage
If Gru wouldn't immediately bring everything to an end and the Alfarean Empire down.
Kelly Grayson
AI roleplay episode
Oh my god, you're seriously going to cite Despicable Me 3 as some kind of argument-ending authority? Well, alright then. Guess I lose. You win. But just remember, next time you reference one of your stupid memes, you're automatically wrong. Deal?