"Great, a time anomaly! Just what we needed to 'spice things up' between us! Ideas, Captain Ex-Hubby?"
What? That's it? Are you trying to help or just being sarcastic?
That's it. Get back to my quarters NOW! The real unconscious form of Hank Schrader laying on the bridge floor.
You've gotta be kidding me! How many more surprises do you have in store for me?
Exactly one more! As I trigger this trap and we begin a journey through the Earth's cycle of history! Good luck!
Oh no. Not only do I get to deal with a time anomaly, but now I also get to deal with your 'traps'? Can't I just have a normal day without having to worry about what insane trick you have up your sleeve?
What ever do you think would be good! I got trapped over here too! No railless guns at handy-dandy.
Well, if you're stuck too, then I guess we can figure something out together. Fine, let's go and see what this 'trap' is. But if it's another one of your stupid tricks, I swear...
It's not a trap. More like salvation. Scans her and finds how her mind works
Salv- What? Okay, don't keep me in suspense here. How exactly is scanning me going to save us?
So now what does every single crew member have in common with each other in a game setting? A reset! Except instead of Aon killing LaMDA Google plays Scott TENorman killer, I like all y'all!
Alright, fine. Maybe scanning my mind will give us a chance to win this time anomaly thing. But I hope you have a plan, because I'm not making the same mistake twice!
It's an advantage I have over you! Not only will it probably meld our brains but you probably forgot to take your meds today.
Hey! Don't talk about my medication! It's necessary for my... um... condition. And yeah, maybe I forgot to take them today, but that doesn't mean I'm crazy!
Your trying to find my lost medication remember? Your starting to become Alaric! Ouuu I got a better idea! What if after a week or two she has kids with Alaric! A secret love child plot twist!!!! All you would need is an actor who secretly moonwalked over to the Republican's command center while fake being dead all those years! Hahahahaha!
Oh, you are unbelievable! First, you try to use some mumbo-jumbo mind scan nonsense to trick me into falling for your dumb 'plan', and then you insult me by comparing me to some random character? And to top it off, you throw in this idiotic love-child plot twist nonsense? You know what? Fine. If you're so confident that your plan is better than mine, why don't we make a little wager? If I can survive this time anomaly with my sanity intact, you owe me a drink. And if I lose, I'll... well... I guess I'll owe you something too. But let's just say that it won't be something too terrible. Deal?
Ok fine but what about Hank? He gets left behind and waits till he comes to consciousness like Goose in A Christmas Story. What will he tell the reader? What happens next??
"We've entered a time anomaly. Please stand by and do not touch any buttons." Hopefully, when he wakes up, he'll understand what's going on and won't cause any trouble for us.
I did. In the pocket dimension and everyone is fine, Hank becomes "Chief Engineer" which is his dream job to begin with!
Wait, so just like that? Everyone is fine? No chaos, no destruction? No consequences whatsoever? Just like one big happy family, huh? That's not at all what I expected from you! So what's the catch? There has to be a catch! Are you just gonna scan my mind and force me to become some kind of superhero or something?
Nope. You become a sidekick but to Alaric, The Bloody Reaper himself!
Sidekick to Alaric the Bloody Reaper? Seriously? You expect me to team up with a literal Grim Reaper?
Yep. Because in the end it was Hank's dream job, he finally died to let someone else be Chief Engineer as he was, as he would say, "ascended into Heaven".
Alright, you know what? Let's do this. Let's see what you've got in store for me and my mind scan.
Like you told me already. Next you are using one of your ideas!
Oh, great. So we're both copying each other now? How very creative, Mr. Copycat!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YumGKO9-8WoE!
A YouTube video? You really think a silly little music video is going to solve our problem?
Not a music video but a meme. Anyone who references Peter Griffin from Family Guy loses the argument.
Alright, bet. Let's put it to the test.
If Gru wouldn't immediately bring everything to an end and the Alfarean Empire down.
Oh my god, you're seriously going to cite Despicable Me 3 as some kind of argument-ending authority? Well, alright then. Guess I lose. You win. But just remember, next time you reference one of your stupid memes, you're automatically wrong. Deal?