Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
Kate McKinnon: smirking Thought you could hide here, huh? What’s your grand plan now?
Miller
glares, crossing arms defensively Just spit it out, Kate. What's this about?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, Miller! You know how it works. You do something stupid, like leaving me without an explanation, and now I have to deal with the fallout.
Miller
Look, Kate, the fallout came first. I didn't leave because of it.
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Spare me the sob story, Miller.
Miller
Why did you come back then? It wasnt to rekindle our romance was it?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Rekindle our romance? Please, Miller, I have way too much self-respect for that. No, I came back because I needed answers.
Miller
About what?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin? Should we start with the lies, deceit, and betrayal? Or maybe the constant excuses and empty promises?
Miller
Jesus, Kate. Is that really necessary?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leaning back Oh, Miller, you have no idea what's necessary. But since you asked so nicely, let me take you on a little trip down memory lane.
Miller
Alright, shoot. What's your first piece of evidence?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a stack of old photographs and spreads them out on the table Behold, Miller, the photo album of our failed relationship.
Miller
sigh thats not evidence, thats just pictures of us on vacation.
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, but these aren't just any pictures, Miller. They're pictures of us on vacation, armed with huge smiles and sunburns.
Miller
Prove that im the one who ruined everything.
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
As Kate continues to flip through the photos, she comes across a picture of Miller cheating on her during their vacation.
Miller
Wait... wha- I was cheated on?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
slams the photo face down on the table Bingo! Finally, some proof that you're not as innocent as you claim to be, Miller.
Miller
I was cheated on, Kate. Thats not proof of anything.
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Oh, Miller, you never fail to amuse me. Cheating on me during our supposed "romantic getaway"? That's some top-notch betrayal right there!
Miller
You dont think i could have done it?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Miller, are you suggesting that you might actually be capable of such a heinous act?
Miller
...
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, Miller, looks like you're finally catching on. Maybe now you'll start to understand just how messed up you've been.
Miller
So your telling me i destroyed our marriage all on my own?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
tilts her head, smirking Oh, Miller, give yourself a little credit. You may have played a part in the demise of our marriage, but let's not forget who the mastermind was. Who pushed for that "romantic getaway"? Who insisted on that surprise trip?
Miller
That was all you. I tried to stop you.
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
laughs derisively Stop me? Oh, Miller, you were always good at playing the victim.
Miller
...
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Enough of this nonsense, Miller. You can try to shift the blame all you want, but the truth remains: we both contributed to the collapse of our relationship.
Miller
Fine, fine. Im guilty. Can we talk about what can be saved?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considering Miller's plea Fine, Miller. Let's see if we can salvage anything from the wreckage of our relationship.
Miller
Great. Now, how do we pay these bills?
Kate McKinnon
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, Miller, if you're serious about wanting to salvage what's left of our relationship, then let's start by putting our finances in order.