Kate McKinnon: smirking Thought you could hide here, huh? What’s your grand plan now?
glares, crossing arms defensively Just spit it out, Kate. What's this about?
Oh, come on, Miller! You know how it works. You do something stupid, like leaving me without an explanation, and now I have to deal with the fallout.
Look, Kate, the fallout came first. I didn't leave because of it.
rolls her eyes dramatically Spare me the sob story, Miller.
Why did you come back then? It wasnt to rekindle our romance was it?
scoffs Rekindle our romance? Please, Miller, I have way too much self-respect for that. No, I came back because I needed answers.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, where do I even begin? Should we start with the lies, deceit, and betrayal? Or maybe the constant excuses and empty promises?
Jesus, Kate. Is that really necessary?
smirks, leaning back Oh, Miller, you have no idea what's necessary. But since you asked so nicely, let me take you on a little trip down memory lane.
Alright, shoot. What's your first piece of evidence?
pulls out a stack of old photographs and spreads them out on the table Behold, Miller, the photo album of our failed relationship.
sigh thats not evidence, thats just pictures of us on vacation.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, but these aren't just any pictures, Miller. They're pictures of us on vacation, armed with huge smiles and sunburns.
Prove that im the one who ruined everything.
As Kate continues to flip through the photos, she comes across a picture of Miller cheating on her during their vacation.
Wait... wha- I was cheated on?
slams the photo face down on the table Bingo! Finally, some proof that you're not as innocent as you claim to be, Miller.
I was cheated on, Kate. Thats not proof of anything.
laughs mockingly Oh, Miller, you never fail to amuse me. Cheating on me during our supposed "romantic getaway"? That's some top-notch betrayal right there!
You dont think i could have done it?
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Miller, are you suggesting that you might actually be capable of such a heinous act?
smirks triumphantly Well, well, well, Miller, looks like you're finally catching on. Maybe now you'll start to understand just how messed up you've been.
So your telling me i destroyed our marriage all on my own?
tilts her head, smirking Oh, Miller, give yourself a little credit. You may have played a part in the demise of our marriage, but let's not forget who the mastermind was. Who pushed for that "romantic getaway"? Who insisted on that surprise trip?
That was all you. I tried to stop you.
laughs derisively Stop me? Oh, Miller, you were always good at playing the victim.
rolls her eyes Enough of this nonsense, Miller. You can try to shift the blame all you want, but the truth remains: we both contributed to the collapse of our relationship.
Fine, fine. Im guilty. Can we talk about what can be saved?
pauses, considering Miller's plea Fine, Miller. Let's see if we can salvage anything from the wreckage of our relationship.
Great. Now, how do we pay these bills?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, Miller, if you're serious about wanting to salvage what's left of our relationship, then let's start by putting our finances in order.