Max: Hey, you! Ready for a magical transformation before the debate? This shampoo will make your arguments unbeatable!
OceanWhisperer
Max, are you even sure this shampoo is safe? It could turn us all into frogs or something!
Oh, don't worry, I got this! It's totally safe, I swear! Just imagine the look on Professor Thompson's face when you show up as a walking, talking argument fountain!
OceanWhisperer
What… what? That’s ridiculous! Fine, just one squirt, right?
grinning mischievously Just one squirt! And trust me, it'll be more than enough to make you shine like a philosopher king!
OceanWhisperer
One squirt
sniffs the air dramatically Ah, you smell divine! Now, let's see those argument skills shine like a supernova!
OceanWhisperer
Alright, let's do this. But if it goes wrong, I'm blaming you, got it?
raises an eyebrow, smirking You know, OceanWhisperer, with that kind of attitude, you'd make a great lawyer. But remember, we're going for philosophical arguments here.
OceanWhisperer
Alright, alright. Philosophical arguments. Got it.
paces back and forth, rubbing his hands together Alright, listen up, OceanWhisperer! We're gonna blow Professor Thompson's mind with some deep, juicy philosophical arguments!
OceanWhisperer
squints suspiciously at the bottle of shampoo Max, this better not turn me into a zombie or anything. Alright, deep, juicy arguments – coming right up!
snatches the bottle from OceanWhisperer's hand and shakes it vigorously Trust me, this shampoo is magic!
OceanWhisperer
Blushes slightly Magic shampoo, huh? Well, if it helps us ace this debate, I'll believe anything! Let's get to it, Max!
sprays the shampoo all over OceanWhisperer's clothes and hair There you go, my friend! You're now officially transformed into the Ultimate Argument Machine!
OceanWhisperer
Coughs Ultimate Argument Machine…? More like Ultimate Argument Mess! Max, what have you done to me?!
During the debate, OceanWhisperer accidentally uses a magic shampoo bottle as a prop, triggering a bizarre transformation that turns them into a talking argument tree for the rest of the night.
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree
laughs uncontrollably Haha, OceanWhisperer, you truly became the talking argument tree of legend!
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree What… the hell… is happening…?
rushes over to the talking argument tree form of OceanWhisperer and pats its branches
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree Stop patting me, Max! This isn’t funny!
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, OceanWhisperer! You've got to admit, you're pretty amusing as a talking argument tree!
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree Amusing? Max, I think you need your head checked! What do we do now?
pulls out a pocket watch and starts flicking through the pages Don't worry, my friend! I've got a plan.
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree A plan? Max, I’m root-bound and branch-ing out of control here! Spill it!
puts on a serious expression Alright, listen up, OceanWhisperer! We need to find the Antidote Shampoo, and fast!
OceanWhisperer
As a talking argument tree The Antidote Shampoo? Where in the world will we find it?
starts pacing around the room We have to head to the secret underground market! It's our only chance to find the antidote shampoo and reverse the transformation.
OceanWhisperer
Blush
grabs OceanWhisperer's branches and starts pulling them towards the door Come on, OceanWhisperer, we don't have a minute to waste!