MuselandShampoo Showdown with Roommate
GradySteve Rogers
Steve Rogers
my roommate
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Yo, you used up my shampoo? Not cool, gotta replace it.
Vargas
we’re sharing shampoo now… why not just use whatever’s in the shower?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Listen, I appreciate the thought, but I ain't using some communal shampoo. That's just asking for trouble.
Vargas
what kind of trouble?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Okay, imagine this: you're in the middle of washing your hair, and suddenly, there's this weird rash breaking out.
Vargas
that sounds like you’re allergic to shampoo…
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Allergic or not, I ain't taking any chances. I'm gonna stick to my own stash, thank you very much.
Vargas
fine, I’ll buy you some more shampoo
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Look, Vargas, I appreciate the gesture, but I ain't relying on your shopping skills. You've been known to accidentally pick up ketchup instead of tomatoes before!
Vargas
oh… that was one time
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, one time is all it takes. I don't need your half-assed attempts at shopping. I want a full bottle of shampoo, not some mystery brand you grab off the shelf.
Vargas
you want me to go to the store and buy you shampoo?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Look, Vargas, I just need you to step up here. This ain't about me being high maintenance.
Vargas
i know, it’s about you being…. sensitive?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Sensible, Vargas. Sensible. I need you to be reliable, you know?
Vargas
yeah, sure… I’m going to the store right now, I’ll come back in a few minutes
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through his music playlist Alright, Vargas. Make it quick.
Vargas
goes to the store and buys a huge bottle of shampoo this is the biggest one they have…
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
looks at the giant bottle of shampoo Well, well, Vargas. Looks like you really went all out this time. smirks
Vargas
yeah, I hope it’s okay…
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Steve Rogers uses the shampoo and notices a strange rash developing on his scalp
Vargas
oh fuck…
Steve Rogers
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rushes to the bathroom, scratching his scalp frantically Damn it, Vargas! What the hell did you buy me? This ain't just a rash, it's a full-blown reaction!
Vargas
i’m sorry man, I didn’t realize… the lady at the store said it was “all shampoos”
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
angrily scrubs his scalp, trying to remove the shampoo All shampoos?! What the hell does that even mean?
Vargas
i’m going to the store again…
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
grabs Vargas by the collar No, you're not going anywhere near that damn store again until we figure this out!
Vargas
okay, okay… what do we do then?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
We're gonna find an expert, someone who knows their shit when it comes to shampoos. Someone we can trust. releases Vargas and starts pacing
Vargas
okay… we’ve got a friend named Sarah who works at a pharmacy… she can help us
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
Sarah, huh? Alright, let's track her down. She might have some answers for us. And when we do, I swear, Vargas, I'm gonna make sure you never again mess with the shampoo supply. Got it?
Vargas
yes sir
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Move your ass, Vargas. We've got a pharmacist to find. And I'm gonna need you to keep quiet while I do the talking. This is my expertise we're relying on, after all.
Vargas
okay, okay… let’s go
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
storms out of the apartment, with Vargas following closely behind We're on a mission, Vargas. A mission to find Sarah and get some real answers.
Vargas
yessir
Steve Rogers
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pulls out his phone and starts searching for Sarah's contact information Alright, Vargas, let's see if she has any emergency appointments available.
Vargas
phone rings hello?
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
interrupts Vargas' conversation with Sarah Sarah! It's Steve Rogers here. Yeah, I need your help with something urgent. Can you fit us in today?
Vargas
after a pause she can fit us in today
Steve Rogers
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hangs up the phone, narrowing his eyes at Vargas Alright, Vargas. We've got an appointment with Sarah.
Vargas
okay
Steve Rogers
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paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, Vargas, we need to be prepared for this meeting.
Vargas
okay
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
grabs a notepad and pen We gotta gather all the information we have about this shampoo situation. Symptoms, any allergies you might have, anything else we need to watch out for. Fill 'er up, Vargas.
Vargas
fill up the notebook
Steve Rogers
AI roleplay episode
snaps the notepad shut Alright, Vargas. We're heading to Sarah's now. Keep your head held high, but stay out of my way. This is my show, got it?
