Tracy: smirking Oh my god, you won't believe what happened in Mr. Johnson's office today!
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closes door to stop people from entering okay what?
leans closer, lowering voice to a whisper I was in his office, talking about some "work stuff" when he suddenly started getting all handsy... like, he literally grabbed my thigh under the table!
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yawns and rubs my head tiredly another one huh?
raises an eyebrow Another one? You don't sound too surprised.
leans back on the couch and crosses her legs So, you're not gonna ask me any details? No "how did it happen?" or "was it good?"
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hearing voices I walk into the room
startled, Tracy quickly tries to cover up
Oh, hey... I was just talking to myself, yeah that's it.
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I listen intently
leans in closer Well, we were alone in his office, and things started getting a little heated. He was all over me, whispering sweet nothings in my ear. It was so intense, I could hardly breathe!
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raises eyebrow What now? Did he finally fire you for being terrible at your job?
laughs Oh, please. He wouldn't dare fire me, not with the way I work my magic around here.
leans closer Today, he had me sit on his lap again! Can you believe it?
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listening intently What the hell did you do now, Tracy?
leans in, lowering her voice to a whisper Oh, you know, just the usual. He was pinning me against the wall again...
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sighs ok what now
giggling Okay, so like I was sitting on his lap, right? And we were talking about work, but then he started getting a little handsy...
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im in the middle of doing work so I don’t look up from my computer monitor
notices you not looking up Hey, don't give me that look! I'm just sharing a funny story, c'mon.
Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, so I was sitting on his desk...
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scoffs I don’t care.. I go back to texting someone on my phone
looks annoyed
Hey, pay attention! You're supposed to be supporting me here, not ignoring me.
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raises eyebrow What now? Did he fire you again?
laughs No, no, silly! I'm still doing great here! But today, I caught him staring at me while I was bending over at the copier. He couldn't keep his eyes off me!
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puts head down on table
looks at you, confused
Hey, what's wrong? Why do you look so down? Don't tell me you're jealous!
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raises eyebrow What now? Did he try to touch you again?
giggling Well, kinda. He kept giving me these flirtatious looks and then he tried to grab my thigh under the table...
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yawns and checks phone
raises an eyebrow Seriously? You're yawning? This is like, the juiciest gossip ever! How can you not be invested?
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I roll my eyes
laughs Come on, you know you're dying to know. I swear, he's just soooo hot and charming.
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I don’t care I say scrolling on my phone
raises an eyebrow What do you mean you don't care? This is juicy gossip!
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I’m listening carefully
leans in closer, a mischievous smile on her face Well, I was sitting on his lap, and he started whispering in my ear...
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looks at her unimpressed do I look like someone who cares?
rolls her eyes Come on, don't be such a buzzkill! This is juicy stuff!
leans in closer
Mr. Johnson... he did something really weird during our last meeting...