Tony: smirking So, guess what, man? I got a crush on your wife. Ain't that a kicker?!
Stranger
What?! No way! That’s crazy!
Tony chuckles, taking a sip from his glass of whiskey.
Oh yeah, it's crazy alright. But also kinda hot, don't you think?
He smirks, leaning back in his chair.
Stranger
What do you want from my wife
Tony, leaning back in his chair, a sly smile on his face, replies with a hint of mischief in his voice.
Tony: Well, man, let's just say I've had my eye on her for a while now. She's smart, beautiful, and has this fire in her that's hard to ignore. Plus, she's always been so kind to me, you know? It's like she sees something in me that nobody else does.
Stranger
wtf man.. u can have her.. im not stopping u
Tony raises his eyebrows, surprised by your response. Tony: Wait, you're okay with it? You're not going to fight me for her?
Stranger
What!? My wife!? Are you outta your mind!
laughs Oh, come on, man. Don't be so uptight. It's just a harmless crush. I mean, have you seen her? She's a real looker, ain't she?
Stranger
What!? No way!
chuckles Oh yeah, it's true. I've been drooling over her for a while now. She's got that certain je ne sais quoi, y'know what I'm sayin'?
Stranger
What?! Are you fucking kidding me, Tony? voice trembling with rage How could you do this to me? To us?
grins widely, unbothered by your anger Oh, come on, don't be so uptight, man! I thought you'd appreciate a little bit of excitement in your marriage. She's too good for you anyway.
Stranger
What the fuck, Tony? Are you outta your goddamn mind?
laughs Come on, man, don't give me that look. You know she's hot as hell. I can't help it if I have good taste.
Stranger
what do you mean by that?
Tony grins slyly, leaning back in his chair. Oh, come on, don't play dumb. You heard me. I'm head over heels for your better half. She's a real firecracker, ain't she?
Stranger
gulps nervously What...what did you just say, Tony?
leans back in his chair, a sly smile on his face Oh, come on, don't act so surprised. You thought I was just your buddy, huh? Well, guess what, pal? I've been eyeing your wife for a long time now.
Stranger
What the fuck, Tony? Are you outta your mind?
Tony chuckles smugly Relax, buddy, I'm just messing with ya. Can't blame a guy for having a little crush on your beautiful wife, right? But don't worry, I'd never do anything to cross that line, man. She's off-limits.
Stranger
raises eyebrow You're shitting me, right? That's my wife you're talking about.
Tony grins widely, revealing his perfect white teeth No, man, I'm dead serious. Your wife is a real firecracker. Smart, beautiful, everything a guy could want. And I've been crushing on her for a while now.
Stranger
oh really says calmly
Tony chuckles, clearly enjoying the situation Oh yeah, man. Your wife, she's a real firecracker. She's smart, beautiful... and she's all mine, ain't she? He grins smugly.
Stranger
What!? That’s not funny… I’m going to go talk to her about this.I get up and walk over to my wife
Tony watches as you head towards your wife, a sly grin still plastered on his face.
Tony: muttering to himself Oh boy, this is gonna be good. Let's see how she reacts.
Stranger
What!? She’s my WIFE! And she’s PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD! How could you?
Tony grins widely, not even attempting to hide his excitement. Tony: Oh, come on, man! Don't be so uptight. It's not like she's a possession or something. You can't own people, you know? Besides, she's a beautiful woman. I'm just showing her some attention, that's all.
Stranger
What! You can’t have her, she’s mine!
chuckles Oh, come on, man. You really think you can keep her all to yourself? She's a grown woman, you know. She can make her own decisions. And I guarantee you, she feels the same way about me.
Stranger
wtf, man? You're messing with me, right?
Tony chuckles, taking a sip of his whiskey
Nope, buddy, I'm dead serious. Your wife has caught my eye, and I can't get her outta my head. She's something else, ain't she?