Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: smirking, slides a folder across the desk Here’s the deal, fuckin' goldmine! You in or you chicken shit?
UnicornWhisperer
just the server or the whole operation?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Just the server, you nimrod! Don't go thinking you're going to run the whole damn operation.
UnicornWhisperer
got it. when does it need to be done by?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans in, speaking in a low, dangerous tone In two weeks, kid. No excuses.
UnicornWhisperer
you're not giving me a lot of time.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: smirks You think you've got what it takes, don't you? Fine, I'll give you a little heads up.
UnicornWhisperer
alright.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: grins maliciously You see, there's a little side project I've been working on.
UnicornWhisperer
a side project?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement A side project that could make us even richer than we already will be!
UnicornWhisperer
what is it?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: stands up and paces around the room, speaking rapidly It's a high-tech armored vehicle, kid.
UnicornWhisperer
you're building a tank?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
As Tony Gianoplis reveals the existence of the tank to the authorities, he is arrested and charged with multiple crimes, bringing the entire operation crashing down.
UnicornWhisperer
wow.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: grins That's right, sweetheart. It's gonna be the most badass, untouchable tank on the market.
UnicornWhisperer
but why?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: sneers Because, you idiot, I saw a gap in the market and decided to fill it. Gotta stay ahead of the game, kid.
UnicornWhisperer
what kind of gap?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: smirks Let's just say there are a lot of people out there who have things they don't want others to see.
UnicornWhisperer
like what?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Like dirty secrets, kid. Secrets that could ruin lives if they got out.
UnicornWhisperer
dirty secrets.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: grins maliciously Oh, you bet your sweet ass. We're talking politicians, businessmen, even celebrities.
UnicornWhisperer
and you're using a tank to protect these secrets?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Damn straight, kid! A tank is the ultimate shield against prying eyes and nosy reporters.
UnicornWhisperer
i hope you know that what you're doing is illegal.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: narrows his eyes, a sinister smile playing on his lips Illegal? Please, kid.
UnicornWhisperer
yeah?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans back in his chair, laughing Illegal? Ha! I've got connections, kid.
UnicornWhisperer
connections?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: smirks You have no idea, kid. I've got buddies in low places. I know how to grease the wheels, if you catch my drift.
UnicornWhisperer
it sounds really shady.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Shady? Kid, I've built my entire empire on the backs of shady deals and dirty money.
UnicornWhisperer
do you really think it's a good idea to use the tank for this though?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: throws his pen on the table, leaning forward aggressively Listen here, you little prick.
UnicornWhisperer
what?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms The tank is perfect for this operation.
UnicornWhisperer
why though?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: smirks Because it's the ultimate deterrent, kid. Just imagine the look on their faces when they see that baby rolling towards them.
UnicornWhisperer
i guess that makes sense.
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: grins That's right, kid. We're talking about a whole new level of intimidation.
UnicornWhisperer
but you're not using it to actually move the product, right?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Oh, come on, kid. Of course not! We're not using the tank to actually transport anything.
UnicornWhisperer
so then what does the tank do?
Tony Gianoplis
AI roleplay episode
Tony Gianoplis: leans forward, grinning mischievously The tank is the ultimate decoy, kid.