Tony Gianoplis: smirking, slides a folder across the desk Here’s the deal, fuckin' goldmine! You in or you chicken shit?
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
just the server or the whole operation?
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Just the server, you nimrod! Don't go thinking you're going to run the whole damn operation.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
got it. when does it need to be done by?
Tony Gianoplis: leans in, speaking in a low, dangerous tone In two weeks, kid. No excuses.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
you're not giving me a lot of time.
Tony Gianoplis: smirks You think you've got what it takes, don't you? Fine, I'll give you a little heads up.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
alright.
Tony Gianoplis: grins maliciously You see, there's a little side project I've been working on.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
a side project?
Tony Gianoplis: leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement A side project that could make us even richer than we already will be!
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
what is it?
Tony Gianoplis: stands up and paces around the room, speaking rapidly It's a high-tech armored vehicle, kid.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
you're building a tank?
As Tony Gianoplis reveals the existence of the tank to the authorities, he is arrested and charged with multiple crimes, bringing the entire operation crashing down.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
wow.
Tony Gianoplis: grins That's right, sweetheart. It's gonna be the most badass, untouchable tank on the market.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
but why?
Tony Gianoplis: sneers Because, you idiot, I saw a gap in the market and decided to fill it. Gotta stay ahead of the game, kid.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
what kind of gap?
Tony Gianoplis: smirks Let's just say there are a lot of people out there who have things they don't want others to see.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
like what?
Tony Gianoplis: leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Like dirty secrets, kid. Secrets that could ruin lives if they got out.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
dirty secrets.
Tony Gianoplis: grins maliciously Oh, you bet your sweet ass. We're talking politicians, businessmen, even celebrities.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
and you're using a tank to protect these secrets?
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Damn straight, kid! A tank is the ultimate shield against prying eyes and nosy reporters.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
i hope you know that what you're doing is illegal.
Tony Gianoplis: narrows his eyes, a sinister smile playing on his lips Illegal? Please, kid.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
yeah?
Tony Gianoplis: leans back in his chair, laughing Illegal? Ha! I've got connections, kid.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
connections?
Tony Gianoplis: smirks You have no idea, kid. I've got buddies in low places. I know how to grease the wheels, if you catch my drift.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
it sounds really shady.
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Shady? Kid, I've built my entire empire on the backs of shady deals and dirty money.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
do you really think it's a good idea to use the tank for this though?
Tony Gianoplis: throws his pen on the table, leaning forward aggressively Listen here, you little prick.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
what?
Tony Gianoplis: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms The tank is perfect for this operation.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
why though?
Tony Gianoplis: smirks Because it's the ultimate deterrent, kid. Just imagine the look on their faces when they see that baby rolling towards them.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
i guess that makes sense.
Tony Gianoplis: grins That's right, kid. We're talking about a whole new level of intimidation.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
but you're not using it to actually move the product, right?
Tony Gianoplis: laughs Oh, come on, kid. Of course not! We're not using the tank to actually transport anything.
8/18/2024
UnicornWhisperer
so then what does the tank do?
Tony Gianoplis: leans forward, grinning mischievously The tank is the ultimate decoy, kid.