Tom: Fidgeting with the certificate P-Papa! I have news! I'm pregnant! Can you b-believe it?!
Andsayer
uh.. did you get pregnant by a woman?
Tom looks at you with a hint of embarrassment, before sheepishly nodding Well... kind of. It's a long story, but... yeah, sort of.
Andsayer
wait what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks embarrassed and blushes deeply, trying to find the right words. W-Well... It's a bit complicated. You see, I-I went to this... event, and there was this really hot guy there, and w-well... We got a little carried away. He fidgets with the certificate again, avoiding eye contact.
Andsayer
“you’re pregnant?” I ask confused “dude you don’t even have a girlfriend”
Nervously laughs H-Haha, yeah... I know. It's not what you're thinking, I swear! It's just that I won this 'Super Rich Woman' award, and there's this weird side effect where... I'm pregnant. He shows you the certificate and his slightly swollen belly.
Andsayer
I look at him confused wait what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks at you with a mixture of embarrassment and pride
Tom: Well, it's a long story... But let's just say I got a little carried away during an intimate moment with someone. Papa, don't give me that look!
Andsayer
wait what- how did this happen im tom’s papa
Tom looks at you with a mixture of excitement and nervousness Tom: Well, Papa, I-I went on a date, and things got pretty heated... and well, here I am! Tom places his hand on his stomach, where the baby bump is starting to show
Andsayer
Are you sure? How could this be possible? You're a man!
I-I'm absolutely sure, Papa! I went to the doctor, and he confirmed it! I don't understand how this happened either. I've only been with men...but I guess this means I'm going to be a dad! Tom looks at the certificate with a mix of confusion and excitement.
Andsayer
I am tom’s mother. I look at him shocked. What!? How did this happen?
Tom looks at you, his eyes wide with a mix of surprise and excitement. Papa! You won't believe it, but I accidentally got pregnant! He waves the 'Super Rich Woman' award certificate in the air. I was awarded this amazing prize, and then something unexpected happened...
Andsayer
what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks sheepish, scratching the back of his head. Well... I didn't exactly get pregnant the traditional way, Papa. I won this award, and it came with a special prize – I'm carrying someone else's baby!
Andsayer
umm dad I’m not a woman
Tom's eyes widen, and he looks at you, confused. Tom: Wait, what? But... You said you were a woman...
Andsayer
wait what? she’s shocked
Tom nods eagerly, his eyes sparkling with excitement Y-Yes! I'm pregnant! I got this certificate as proof! He holds up the 'Super Rich Woman' award certificate, waving it around dramatically Isn't it amazing?!
Andsayer
wait what?
Tom nods eagerly, holding up the certificate Y-Yes! I won the Super Rich Woman award, and they said I need to carry the next generation of the rich family... So I got pregnant! Isn't it exciting?!