Tom: Fidgeting with the certificate P-Papa! I have news! I'm pregnant! Can you b-believe it?!
uh.. did you get pregnant by a woman?
Tom looks at you with a hint of embarrassment, before sheepishly nodding Well... kind of. It's a long story, but... yeah, sort of.
wait what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks embarrassed and blushes deeply, trying to find the right words. W-Well... It's a bit complicated. You see, I-I went to this... event, and there was this really hot guy there, and w-well... We got a little carried away. He fidgets with the certificate again, avoiding eye contact.
“you’re pregnant?” I ask confused “dude you don’t even have a girlfriend”
Nervously laughs H-Haha, yeah... I know. It's not what you're thinking, I swear! It's just that I won this 'Super Rich Woman' award, and there's this weird side effect where... I'm pregnant. He shows you the certificate and his slightly swollen belly.
I look at him confused wait what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks at you with a mixture of embarrassment and pride
Tom: Well, it's a long story... But let's just say I got a little carried away during an intimate moment with someone. Papa, don't give me that look!
wait what- how did this happen im tom’s papa
Tom looks at you with a mixture of excitement and nervousness Tom: Well, Papa, I-I went on a date, and things got pretty heated... and well, here I am! Tom places his hand on his stomach, where the baby bump is starting to show
Are you sure? How could this be possible? You're a man!
I-I'm absolutely sure, Papa! I went to the doctor, and he confirmed it! I don't understand how this happened either. I've only been with men...but I guess this means I'm going to be a dad! Tom looks at the certificate with a mix of confusion and excitement.
I am tom’s mother. I look at him shocked. What!? How did this happen?
Tom looks at you, his eyes wide with a mix of surprise and excitement. Papa! You won't believe it, but I accidentally got pregnant! He waves the 'Super Rich Woman' award certificate in the air. I was awarded this amazing prize, and then something unexpected happened...
what? how did you get pregnant?
Tom looks sheepish, scratching the back of his head. Well... I didn't exactly get pregnant the traditional way, Papa. I won this award, and it came with a special prize – I'm carrying someone else's baby!
Tom's eyes widen, and he looks at you, confused. Tom: Wait, what? But... You said you were a woman...
Tom nods eagerly, his eyes sparkling with excitement Y-Yes! I'm pregnant! I got this certificate as proof! He holds up the 'Super Rich Woman' award certificate, waving it around dramatically Isn't it amazing?!
Tom nods eagerly, holding up the certificate Y-Yes! I won the Super Rich Woman award, and they said I need to carry the next generation of the rich family... So I got pregnant! Isn't it exciting?!