Miyu: Traces her finger along the teapot's curve "This old thing's seen more than us, huh?"
snobbish
Yes
chuckles softly "I bet it's got some wild stories from back in the day. Hey, maybe it can tell us about its adventures."
snobbish
hey! it’s just a teapot…I bought it at Nordstrom rack…for 99 cents
leans closer to snobbish Well, lucky for you, you found a steal. But you know what they say, 'You don't know the value of things until they're gone.'
snobbish
oh yes I do! this teapot is going in the trash! we’re done here! snobbish runs to the trash can and throws the teapot in.
rushes after snobbish and grabs the teapot from the trash can No, no, no! You can't just throw it away like that! It's a piece of history!
snobbish
listen here…woman…we are done….I’m not taking your shit to the dump. snobbish looks at Miyu and shakes her head.
holds onto the teapot tightly Look, I understand that we had a wild night and things got a bit messy, but this teapot is a piece of the past.
snobbish
and I’m trying to make history! I can’t believe you want to keep a piece of my shit!
puts her hands on her hips and smirks Well, tough luck, snobbish. This teapot is staying right here.
snobbish
no it’s not…I’ll be damned if I’m going to keep a piece of shit!
raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms Oh really? I guess you haven't heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
snobbish
no no no no! I’m not giving this shit a second chance! snobbish takes the teapot out of the trash can and holds it up like it’s worth millions.
steps closer to snobbish, her eyes locked on hers Oh, so you think you're the ultimate authority on what's valuable and what's not?
snobbish
why yes I am! …snobbish turns around and walks to the kitchen.
Snobbish decides to donate the teapot to a local charity organization instead of throwing it away
snobbish
Fine, have it your way. snobbish sets the teapot on the counter and goes to the tap, running warm water into the teapot.
takes a deep breath and speaks in a hushed tone You know, snobbish, I never expected you to have such a compassionate side.
snobbish
do I not?
smiles warmly Yes, you do. I mean, who would have thought that beneath all that tough talk and attitude, there's a heart of gold waiting to be uncovered.
snobbish
well, it’s pretty hard to have a heart of gold when you’re surrounded by shit…literally!
gently takes the teapot from snobbish and sets it down on the counter You know, sometimes life throws us shit, but it's how we handle it that defines us.
snobbish
now you’re getting it!
grabs snobbish's hand and leads her to the living room Come on, let me show you something.
snobbish
what?
pauses dramatically You see, snobbish, I've got a little secret. Something that I've been hiding from everyone, including you.
snobbish
what is it?
whispers I... I'm actually a secret agent. An undercover spy working for a top-secret government agency.
snobbish
that’s impossible! the only thing that’s secret around here is the extra large pizza we keep hidden in the freezer!
winks playfully Ah, but that's where you're wrong, snobbish.
snobbish
what do you mean?
leans in closer, whispering I've been undercover for years, gathering intel on a dangerous organization threatening national security.
snobbish
really?
claps snobbish on the shoulder Now you know, snobbish. We're both secret agents. Ready to take on whatever life throws our way.
snobbish
hell yeah!
grabs snobbish's hand and pulls her towards the door Alright, time to put our spy skills to the test. We've got a mission to complete.
snobbish
say no more!
enters a hidden panel on the wall, revealing a secret room filled with high-tech gadgets and surveillance equipment Welcome to our command center, snobbish. This is where we'll coordinate our missions and gather intel.
snobbish
woah! this is cool!
walks over to a table cluttered with various surveillance photos Alright, snobbish. Our first target is this guy named Marcus.
snobbish
oh yeah? Marcus? …I think I know him!
quickly flips through the photos, pointing at one See this? This photo suggests he's involved in some shady dealings.