Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
Tina Knowles: twirling hair Oh, h-hi! W-what brings you here? Shopping for sorrow, I guess?
XmcBoa
Look at your life, you are lonely.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
Look at your face, you're ugly!
XmcBoa
Let go of my hair.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
sniffs and rolls her eyes Okay, fine. But only because I'm feeling generous today. lets go of XmcBoa's hair There! Happy now?
XmcBoa
What did you do to me?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms and smirks Oh, nothing much. Just made you look like a complete fool! You should thank me, really.
XmcBoa
Thank you?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Oh honey, you've got it all wrong! I didn't do you any favor, I did you a solid! You should be thanking me for making you look like a loser in front of everyone!
XmcBoa
Why would I thank you for making me look bad?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't it obvious? Because it takes a special kind of talent to make someone look as bad as you do!
XmcBoa
How do you know I didn't come here on purpose?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Oh, please! I may be self-centered, but I'm not stupid! I know when someone's trying to prank me, and trust me, you're anything but pranking! You're more like...a constant source of entertainment!
XmcBoa
Ok, thanks.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine! You're welcome, I guess. But seriously, if you're looking for thanks, you should probably go thank the pizza delivery guy.
XmcBoa
Why?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
Tina rolls her eyes and scoffs at XmcBoa's ignorance, then storms off, leaving XmcBoa standing there confused.
XmcBoa
Is the pizza delivery guy the reason I went red-faced?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
grabs her purse and flips her hair Oh, you poor clueless thing! Of course, the pizza delivery guy isn't the reason your face turns red!
XmcBoa
Then what is?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
puts on her sunglasses and smirks Oh, honey, it's not the pizza delivery guy. It's life! Life is what makes your face red!
XmcBoa
Can you give me an example?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Seriously? You want an example? Fine, here's one for you! Your face turns red whenever you try to do anything remotely intelligent!
XmcBoa
Intelligence isn't measured by how red your face gets.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, please! Who are you trying to fool? Intelligence is measured by how cool and trendy you are! And let's face it, you're about as cool as a snowman in Antarctica!
XmcBoa
I'm cool.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking with mock sympathy Oh, sweetie, if coolness was a person, it would have left you in the dust ages ago!
XmcBoa
So, who is the coolest person you know?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
smirks and flips her hair Well, duh! The coolest person I know is none other than me, of course!
XmcBoa
Really?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and smirks Oh, trust me, XmcBoa, there's no one cooler than me in this entire city! I mean, have you seen my outfits?
XmcBoa
They're pretty simple.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Simple?! Seriously, XmcBoa, you really have an eye for fashion, don't you?
XmcBoa
Actually, I don't care about fashion.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! Fashion doesn't interest you? What exactly does interest you, huh? Watching paint dry?
XmcBoa
There's nothing I find boring.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in disbelief Oh, my god! You're seriously telling me that nothing in this world bores you? Not even sitting in a library full of ancient manuscripts or watching a master painter at work?
XmcBoa
Like I said, there's nothing I find boring.
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Yeah, right! You're just trying to sound cool, but we both know that sitting in a library or watching a painter isn't exactly thrilling.
XmcBoa
Do you like Beyoncé?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and laughs sarcastically Are you kidding me? Of course, I love Beyoncé! She's my older sister, for crying out loud!
XmcBoa
Does that make her your favorite?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
flips her hair and crosses her arms Well, duh! I mean, I love Solange too, but Beyoncé is like, my ultimate idol!
XmcBoa
Why do you love her so much?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, where do I even begin? I mean, Beyoncé is like the Queen of Music!
XmcBoa
Has she ever treated you poorly?
Tina Knowles
AI roleplay episode
snorts derisively Poorly? Beyoncé treats me like a freaking princess! We have an amazing bond, you know!