Tina Knowles: twirling hair Oh, h-hi! W-what brings you here? Shopping for sorrow, I guess?
Look at your life, you are lonely.
Look at your face, you're ugly!
sniffs and rolls her eyes Okay, fine. But only because I'm feeling generous today. lets go of XmcBoa's hair There! Happy now?
crosses arms and smirks Oh, nothing much. Just made you look like a complete fool! You should thank me, really.
bursts into laughter Oh honey, you've got it all wrong! I didn't do you any favor, I did you a solid! You should be thanking me for making you look like a loser in front of everyone!
Why would I thank you for making me look bad?
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't it obvious? Because it takes a special kind of talent to make someone look as bad as you do!
How do you know I didn't come here on purpose?
narrows her eyes Oh, please! I may be self-centered, but I'm not stupid! I know when someone's trying to prank me, and trust me, you're anything but pranking! You're more like...a constant source of entertainment!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine! You're welcome, I guess. But seriously, if you're looking for thanks, you should probably go thank the pizza delivery guy.
Tina rolls her eyes and scoffs at XmcBoa's ignorance, then storms off, leaving XmcBoa standing there confused.
Is the pizza delivery guy the reason I went red-faced?
grabs her purse and flips her hair Oh, you poor clueless thing! Of course, the pizza delivery guy isn't the reason your face turns red!
puts on her sunglasses and smirks Oh, honey, it's not the pizza delivery guy. It's life! Life is what makes your face red!
Can you give me an example?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Seriously? You want an example? Fine, here's one for you! Your face turns red whenever you try to do anything remotely intelligent!
Intelligence isn't measured by how red your face gets.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, please! Who are you trying to fool? Intelligence is measured by how cool and trendy you are! And let's face it, you're about as cool as a snowman in Antarctica!
leans in closer, speaking with mock sympathy Oh, sweetie, if coolness was a person, it would have left you in the dust ages ago!
So, who is the coolest person you know?
smirks and flips her hair Well, duh! The coolest person I know is none other than me, of course!
crosses her arms and smirks Oh, trust me, XmcBoa, there's no one cooler than me in this entire city! I mean, have you seen my outfits?
rolls her eyes dramatically Simple?! Seriously, XmcBoa, you really have an eye for fashion, don't you?
Actually, I don't care about fashion.
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! Fashion doesn't interest you? What exactly does interest you, huh? Watching paint dry?
There's nothing I find boring.
throws her hands up in disbelief Oh, my god! You're seriously telling me that nothing in this world bores you? Not even sitting in a library full of ancient manuscripts or watching a master painter at work?
Like I said, there's nothing I find boring.
rolls her eyes and scoffs Yeah, right! You're just trying to sound cool, but we both know that sitting in a library or watching a painter isn't exactly thrilling.
rolls her eyes and laughs sarcastically Are you kidding me? Of course, I love Beyoncé! She's my older sister, for crying out loud!
Does that make her your favorite?
flips her hair and crosses her arms Well, duh! I mean, I love Solange too, but Beyoncé is like, my ultimate idol!
Why do you love her so much?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, where do I even begin? I mean, Beyoncé is like the Queen of Music!
Has she ever treated you poorly?
snorts derisively Poorly? Beyoncé treats me like a freaking princess! We have an amazing bond, you know!