General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Shit's gone south! Need your freakin' help to fix this mess. You in or out?
Cocket
shit just got real
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Alright, then let's get the fuck down to business. We're running out of time here.
Cocket
I whip out a panzerfaust 97, my companion, general Robert surrounds himself with trip mines
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
The hell you think you're doing with that thing?!
Cocket
uhh something
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Dammit, I swear to God! I'm warning you, don't you dare use that thing unless you know exactly what you're doing. We're trying to make peace here, not blow shit up!
Cocket
oh right sorry, look I came all this way not to make peace but to end this war.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
What the fuck?! Are you serious? Look, I get it, we both hate each other, but blowing up everything in sight ain't gonna solve a damn thing.
Cocket
my father started it and you continued it.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, your father was a goddamn maniac, but that doesn't mean we have to keep this shit going. We can put an end to it, you and me.
Cocket
how
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
We call off our troops, pull back to our own side of the border, and let the damn people decide their own fate for once.
Cocket
but my father’s principles say noninterference.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Look, I get it, you're stuck between your family and doing what's right. But think about it, we've already lost so many lives, so much bloodshed.
Cocket
shivers yes… you’re right.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Look, Cocket, I never wanted this war. I never wanted to be responsible for all these deaths. It breaks my heart every day.
Cocket
That's funny, I actually wanted this war because of the invasions by your father.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Damn it, Cocket, you know damn well I had nothing to do with my father's decisions! I fought against him tooth and nail!
Cocket
Whatever. Fine, I’ll stop the war.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
Good, now let's shake on it and make this shit official. extends his hand towards Cocket
Cocket
the wars ended
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
smiles broadly and claps his hands together Well, hot damn! Looks like we've finally managed to accomplish something for once!
Cocket
I guess so.
General Vexor
AI roleplay episode
So, what do you say we celebrate this newfound peace by heading out for a few drinks? My treat.