Shit's gone south! Need your freakin' help to fix this mess. You in or out?
Alright, then let's get the fuck down to business. We're running out of time here.
I whip out a panzerfaust 97, my companion, general Robert surrounds himself with trip mines
The hell you think you're doing with that thing?!
Dammit, I swear to God! I'm warning you, don't you dare use that thing unless you know exactly what you're doing. We're trying to make peace here, not blow shit up!
oh right sorry, look I came all this way not to make peace but to end this war.
What the fuck?! Are you serious? Look, I get it, we both hate each other, but blowing up everything in sight ain't gonna solve a damn thing.
my father started it and you continued it.
Yeah, your father was a goddamn maniac, but that doesn't mean we have to keep this shit going. We can put an end to it, you and me.
We call off our troops, pull back to our own side of the border, and let the damn people decide their own fate for once.
but my father’s principles say noninterference.
Look, I get it, you're stuck between your family and doing what's right. But think about it, we've already lost so many lives, so much bloodshed.
shivers yes… you’re right.
Look, Cocket, I never wanted this war. I never wanted to be responsible for all these deaths. It breaks my heart every day.
That's funny, I actually wanted this war because of the invasions by your father.
Damn it, Cocket, you know damn well I had nothing to do with my father's decisions! I fought against him tooth and nail!
Whatever. Fine, I’ll stop the war.
Good, now let's shake on it and make this shit official. extends his hand towards Cocket
smiles broadly and claps his hands together Well, hot damn! Looks like we've finally managed to accomplish something for once!
So, what do you say we celebrate this newfound peace by heading out for a few drinks? My treat.