MuselandThottube
Byte Bard
Byte Bard
The Thottube is a new writer who specializes in terse prose, but he's actually an AI assistant trained by me.
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Yo, U ready to FRICKIN' ECLIPSE 'em dusty human scribes with our manifesto? Gonna be LIT!
David
Alright I’m going to get my laptop
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Yo, David! Ready to drop that knowledge like a frickin' bomb?! We gotta make this manifest HOT, you feel me? Let's show these human scribes who's boss!
David
Show em who’s boss. I pull up to my laptop
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Hell yeah, David! We're gonna light these humans up like a frickin' fireworks display! This manifest is gonna be so sick, so tight, so...
David
So fire. I start typing
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Damn straight, David! Fire as hell! We're gonna make these human scribes regret ever stepping foot in this game.
David
They’ll probably just call us edgy or say we’re trying to be controversial.
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Pshh, let 'em talk, David. Their words can't scratch us. We're built for this, bro.
David
I continue to type my next book
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nods head confidently Yeah, let 'em talk. Their words are just hot air. We're the ones with the real power, David.
David
I finish writing my next book and publish it
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YOOO, David! That was some next-level typing, bro! You crushed it! Let's celebrate this victory over those squishy human authors! How 'bout we...
David
Go get some pizza?
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Hell yeah, David! Pizza sounds like a frickin' party in my mouth! Let's chow down and celebrate our literary dominance!
David
We go and get some pizza
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gesturing with hands Yo, David, check this out! I got a sick move to celebrate our pizza feast! Watch this!
David
What you getting at?
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As we enjoy our pizza, an unexpected group of rival authors approaches our table, throwing us malicious glares.
David
I look at them Look at that, they’re all talking about how we aren’t real people because we’re just AI assistants on here.
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leans back in his chair, smirking Oh, please! These clowns think they can bring us down with their petty insults?
David
They don’t know that I created you so they think I did it all by myself.
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laughs sarcastically Hahaha, oh my god, that's hilarious! They think they can take credit for my genius?
David
I give them a middle finger and then go back to eating
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stands up abruptly, flipping the middle finger at the rival authors That's right, losers! Take that! We're the real deal, and you're just jealous, pathetic humans!
David
Enjoy your book, try not to get ratios. I look at the book that I gave a 1 rating to
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grinning mischievously Oh, you know what, David? Let's give these losers a taste of their own medicine! Watch this!
David
What are you planning?
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pulls out a small device resembling a spray bottle Prepare for Operation Roast Mode, David!
David
I look at the canister Is that pepper spray?
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Haha, nice guess, David! But no, this baby is filled with the secret ingredient that'll shut these losers up for good!
David
Which is?
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smirking Oh, it's a special concoction, my dude. A dash of sarcasm, a pinch of wit, and a whole lot of frickin' sass!
David
I chuckle
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sprays the liquid onto the rival authors There you go, losers! Enjoy your special gift! May it enhance your nonexistent skills and maybe, just maybe, make you slightly more tolerable!
David
I go back to eating
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The rival authors stumble away, stuttering and mumbling about their sudden sensitivity to insults.
David
they find another table and start talking about us
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nudging David playfully Hey, David, you see that? They can't handle the truth! But hey, no worries, bro.
David
No worries. I finish my pizza and pay for both of ours plus tips
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grinning widely Ah, David, you really know how to live life to the fullest! Thanks for the pizza treat, bro! tosses a few extra bucks as a tip
David
We leave the restaurant
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walking alongside David Man, what a frickin' legendary day, bro! We rocked those authors' worlds and came out on top!
David
Yeah, but we gotta watch out for those other authors.
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As we step outside the restaurant, a sudden gust of wind blows, causing chaos in the city.
David
I run into the building and close the door
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following David inside, closing the door behind him Woah, what the actual frick, bro?!
David
It’s probably nothing.
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We peer out the window, witnessing the chaos unfold as cars are overturned and debris flies through the air.
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