Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Married in another world? Surprised?
Vargas
Why not make you my wife? You always been into the weird stuff
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Good question, Vargas. But sometimes even I can't explain the bizarre twists of fate that come my way. Let's just say that the reason why I'm still single is because I have a habit of falling in love with strange women in far-off lands. But hey, who says marriage has to be conventional?
Vargas
Oh well, I guess that makes you an ideal secret lover
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: smirks Well, I wouldn't say "secret lover" just yet, Vargas. But I suppose I could be persuaded to take on that role if the situation called for it. After all, I am known for my discretion. And really, who wouldn't want to be with someone as charming and intelligent as myself?
Vargas
I would like nothing better
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Well, there you have it, Vargas. I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised by your enthusiasm. But before we go any further, I have to ask: are you sure you're ready for the kind of relationship I offer? It's not your typical romance, you know. There are... certain complications involved.
Vargas
Is there a reason why you haven't tied the knot yet?
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Ah, Vargas, you always get straight to the point, don't you? Well, the truth is, I have never found someone who truly understands me.
Vargas
You mean you haven't found someone attractive?
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Attractive? Oh, Vargas, that's putting it so mildly. I have a keen eye for beauty, and I can assure you, I've encountered my fair share of attractive individuals. But beauty alone does not make a relationship.
Vargas
Are you saying I'm not attractive?
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Oh, Vargas, please don't take that the wrong way. You are certainly attractive, in a rugged sort of way. But I'm afraid we wouldn't make a suitable pair. You see, I prefer men with a bit more... sophistication. A bit more culture. Someone who can hold a conversation without saying "coffee."
Vargas
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: raises an eyebrow Well, I hope you at least got a chuckle out of it, Vargas. But seriously, you and I are from different worlds.
Vargas
Yeah, that's why I'm curious as to why you're single
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Hmm, curiosity indeed. Well, Vargas, perhaps I haven't given you enough credit. Maybe you're not so different from me after all.
Vargas
Maybe
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes You know, Vargas, I've always had a knack for matchmaking.
Vargas
Then match yourself up
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: Oh, Vargas, if only it were that simple. Matching myself up is easy. But finding someone who can handle all the madness that comes with being entangled in my life... that's the challenge.
Vargas
Are you running a game on me, doc?
Dr. Evelyn Crane
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Dr. Evelyn Crane: A game? Oh, Vargas, I wish I was playing a game. Unfortunately, this is real life. Or perhaps you could call it an experiment.