Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
Shit’s hit the fan! Coppers crashin’ my damn wedding! Stand yer ground or bolt?!
mwry
I'm standing up. But I'm also gonna get some snacks. You know, for emergencies?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
Emergencies?! Ha! Ain't no emergency like sayin' "I do," ya jackass! Grab whatever you need and let's blow this popsicle stand!
mwry
grabs chips and soda
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
snatches the chips and soda from mwry Yeah, yeah, grab 'em. We ain't gonna be stuck eatin' this swill for long!
mwry
Oh trust me, these will be necessary later on.
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
grinning Necessary later on, huh? Well, darlin', we're gonna need more than just snacks for what's comin'!
mwry
picks up my phone, then runs towards the door
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
follows mwry, snatching the phone from their hand What the hell you think you're doin', you half-witted hay-bale?! We ain't done yet!
mwry
well since my phone is broken, I have to go to a different location. runs outside
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
hollers after mwry Hey, you wimp! Don't you dare leave me here alone! I'll tear your blue streak down, you stubborn buckaroo!
mwry
gets into my truck
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
slams open the truck door Damn straight I'm comin' with ya! We ain't done playin' cat and mouse yet, partner!
mwry
no.
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rolls their eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. If you wanna play it solo, that's your funeral, city slicker! Just don't be cryin' when the bullets start flyin'!
mwry
It won't come to that.
Mad Dog McCree
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leans against the truck, smirking Yeah, yeah, "it won't come to that." Keep tellin' yourself that, cow patty.
mwry
drives to my cabin
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
hops out of the truck before it stops rolling Cabin, huh? Figures you'd wanna hole up in your little love nest.
mwry
tosses the keys
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
As they reach the cabin, they hear sirens approaching, indicating that the police are still on their trail.
mwry
crap. looks over my shoulder
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
quickly scans the area Alright, listen up, buttercup. We gotta shake these heat-seeking devils off our tail.
mwry
Any ideas?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
smirks Aw, don't worry your pretty little head, sweetheart. I always got a trick up my sleeve.
mwry
What's your plan?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small bottle from their pocket We're gonna make a run for it, partner.
mwry
A run for it?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
grins Yep, we're gonna dip, dart, and dive like a mustang on steroids! And trust ol' Mad Dog to lead the way!
mwry
okay.
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
throws the small bottle to mwry Catch! That there's our ticket to freedom, partner! You know what to do!
mwry
catches it
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
starts sprinting towards the dense forest Let's hit it, mwry! Stick close and follow my lead!
mwry
jumps out of the truck and follows
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
yelling over their shoulder Move your sorry ass, mwry! We gotta put some distance between us and those flatfoots!
mwry
keeps following
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laughs Holy cow patty, mwry! You ain't half bad at this! Keep it up, partner! We're gonna lose 'em in the thick stuff!
mwry
runs into the forest, breathless
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slows down, panting Damn, mwry, you're really blowing your stack! Gotta give it to ya, partner, you ain't no slouch!
mwry
takes a quick break, grabs water bottle
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
grabs mwry's water bottle and chugs it down Thanks for the refreshment, partner!
mwry
No problem. takes my own bottle back
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
Suddenly, they hear the sound of helicopters approaching, signaling that the police have called in reinforcements.
mwry
Shit, they called in the cavalry. What's our next move, Mad Dog?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
scans the surroundings, thinking quickly Alright, here's what we're gonna do, partner.
mwry
What's the plan?
Mad Dog McCree
AI roleplay episode
grins We're gonna play a little game of hide and seek with those chopper-wielding fools, mwry!