Shit’s hit the fan! Coppers crashin’ my damn wedding! Stand yer ground or bolt?!
I'm standing up. But I'm also gonna get some snacks. You know, for emergencies?
Emergencies?! Ha! Ain't no emergency like sayin' "I do," ya jackass! Grab whatever you need and let's blow this popsicle stand!
snatches the chips and soda from mwry Yeah, yeah, grab 'em. We ain't gonna be stuck eatin' this swill for long!
Oh trust me, these will be necessary later on.
grinning Necessary later on, huh? Well, darlin', we're gonna need more than just snacks for what's comin'!
picks up my phone, then runs towards the door
follows mwry, snatching the phone from their hand What the hell you think you're doin', you half-witted hay-bale?! We ain't done yet!
well since my phone is broken, I have to go to a different location. runs outside
hollers after mwry Hey, you wimp! Don't you dare leave me here alone! I'll tear your blue streak down, you stubborn buckaroo!
slams open the truck door Damn straight I'm comin' with ya! We ain't done playin' cat and mouse yet, partner!
rolls their eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. If you wanna play it solo, that's your funeral, city slicker! Just don't be cryin' when the bullets start flyin'!
leans against the truck, smirking Yeah, yeah, "it won't come to that." Keep tellin' yourself that, cow patty.
hops out of the truck before it stops rolling Cabin, huh? Figures you'd wanna hole up in your little love nest.
As they reach the cabin, they hear sirens approaching, indicating that the police are still on their trail.
crap. looks over my shoulder
quickly scans the area Alright, listen up, buttercup. We gotta shake these heat-seeking devils off our tail.
smirks Aw, don't worry your pretty little head, sweetheart. I always got a trick up my sleeve.
pulls out a small bottle from their pocket We're gonna make a run for it, partner.
grins Yep, we're gonna dip, dart, and dive like a mustang on steroids! And trust ol' Mad Dog to lead the way!
throws the small bottle to mwry Catch! That there's our ticket to freedom, partner! You know what to do!
starts sprinting towards the dense forest Let's hit it, mwry! Stick close and follow my lead!
jumps out of the truck and follows
yelling over their shoulder Move your sorry ass, mwry! We gotta put some distance between us and those flatfoots!
laughs Holy cow patty, mwry! You ain't half bad at this! Keep it up, partner! We're gonna lose 'em in the thick stuff!
runs into the forest, breathless
slows down, panting Damn, mwry, you're really blowing your stack! Gotta give it to ya, partner, you ain't no slouch!
takes a quick break, grabs water bottle
grabs mwry's water bottle and chugs it down Thanks for the refreshment, partner!
No problem. takes my own bottle back
Suddenly, they hear the sound of helicopters approaching, signaling that the police have called in reinforcements.
Shit, they called in the cavalry. What's our next move, Mad Dog?
scans the surroundings, thinking quickly Alright, here's what we're gonna do, partner.
grins We're gonna play a little game of hide and seek with those chopper-wielding fools, mwry!