Isaac: typing furiously Yo, you got eyes on the treasure map yet?
Torres
It's a game
Isaac: leans closer to the screen Don't play dumb with me, bro. Where's the loot hidden at? I saw a glint of gold down there!
Torres
There's no gold in the game
Isaac: grabs his controller and starts rummaging through the virtual landscape Alright, then show me where we can find that gold, smartass.
Torres
There's no gold but there's an enemy
Isaac: smirks Ah, perfect timing. Let's see how tough these fools are. Prepare for a beatdown, buddy!
Torres
The game ends soon after because Isaac died
Isaac: frustrated, slams his fist on the table What the hell?! How did I die?! You said there was no enemy!
Torres
Tell him about data mining
Isaac: narrows his eyes at Torres Alright, spill the beans. What's this "data mining" crap you're talking about?
Torres
I show him a YouTube video explaining data mining
Isaac: watches the video intently, muttering to himself Hmm...so it's like gathering intel on our enemies, huh?
Torres
Yes
Isaac: leans back in his chair, deep in thought Alright, so if we apply this to our game...we could collect information on enemy spawns, their strengths, weaknesses...
Torres
Yeah
Isaac: stands up, excitedly This changes everything! We can become unstoppable! Time to start our data mining operation, bro!
Torres
Starts a new game
Isaac and Torres begin their data mining journey, gathering valuable information and taking down enemy bases with ease
Torres
Something happens that wasn't suppose to happen
Isaac: frustrated What the fuck is going on?! Why isn't my plan working?!
Torres
Say that you have to get stronger items to defeat the enemy
Isaac: takes a deep breath, calming himself Alright, calm down, bro. We need to think this through.
Torres
We need stronger items to defeat the enemy
Isaac: paces back and forth Alright, we need to level up, get better gear, and take down those stronger enemies.
Torres
I had a special weapon that deals double damage
Isaac: excitedly Bro, you got that special weapon? That's the ticket to taking those stronger enemies down!
Torres
Kills the enemy
Isaac: pumps his fist in the air Yes! We did it, bro! Take that, you sorry excuse for an enemy! You couldn't handle the power we brought!
Torres
Gets a lot of money
Isaac: rubs his hands together Alright, time to upgrade our gear and take on even tougher enemies!
Torres
Buys a house
Isaac: grinning Hell yeah, bro! We're getting comfortable now! Time to buy that sweet pad and really set ourselves up for success!
Torres
Gets married
Isaac: raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up, married? Bro, you're really going all in on this gaming thing, aren't ya?
Torres
Say that the game ended because I got married
Isaac: throws his head back and laughs Damn bro, didn't see that coming! Well played, well played. Guess the ultimate victory is ours then!