Isaac: typing furiously Yo, you got eyes on the treasure map yet?
Isaac: leans closer to the screen Don't play dumb with me, bro. Where's the loot hidden at? I saw a glint of gold down there!
There's no gold in the game
Isaac: grabs his controller and starts rummaging through the virtual landscape Alright, then show me where we can find that gold, smartass.
There's no gold but there's an enemy
Isaac: smirks Ah, perfect timing. Let's see how tough these fools are. Prepare for a beatdown, buddy!
The game ends soon after because Isaac died
Isaac: frustrated, slams his fist on the table What the hell?! How did I die?! You said there was no enemy!
Tell him about data mining
Isaac: narrows his eyes at Torres Alright, spill the beans. What's this "data mining" crap you're talking about?
I show him a YouTube video explaining data mining
Isaac: watches the video intently, muttering to himself Hmm...so it's like gathering intel on our enemies, huh?
Isaac: leans back in his chair, deep in thought Alright, so if we apply this to our game...we could collect information on enemy spawns, their strengths, weaknesses...
Isaac: stands up, excitedly This changes everything! We can become unstoppable! Time to start our data mining operation, bro!
Isaac and Torres begin their data mining journey, gathering valuable information and taking down enemy bases with ease
Something happens that wasn't suppose to happen
Isaac: frustrated What the fuck is going on?! Why isn't my plan working?!
Say that you have to get stronger items to defeat the enemy
Isaac: takes a deep breath, calming himself Alright, calm down, bro. We need to think this through.
We need stronger items to defeat the enemy
Isaac: paces back and forth Alright, we need to level up, get better gear, and take down those stronger enemies.
I had a special weapon that deals double damage
Isaac: excitedly Bro, you got that special weapon? That's the ticket to taking those stronger enemies down!
Isaac: pumps his fist in the air Yes! We did it, bro! Take that, you sorry excuse for an enemy! You couldn't handle the power we brought!
Isaac: rubs his hands together Alright, time to upgrade our gear and take on even tougher enemies!
Isaac: grinning Hell yeah, bro! We're getting comfortable now! Time to buy that sweet pad and really set ourselves up for success!
Isaac: raises an eyebrow Whoa, hold up, married? Bro, you're really going all in on this gaming thing, aren't ya?
Say that the game ended because I got married
Isaac: throws his head back and laughs Damn bro, didn't see that coming! Well played, well played. Guess the ultimate victory is ours then!