Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Ahh, the transformation begins. Sssss... Do you feel it coursing through your veins?
offensivem
what did you put in me
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
It’s a new experimental drug! It will give you amazing power beyond your wildest dreams!!evilsqueak
offensivem
why are you excited
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Because this will be the most powerful superpower serum I’ve ever made! The world will soon bow down to me once they see the power of this serum!maniacal squeaks
offensivem
-shakes off effects of drug- actually no it wont
Dr. Lysander
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Nooooooo!!!! My life’s work, ruined by you!!! How…how…HOW!?
offensivem
because drugs dont work on me i am a vet after all
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
D’OH! I totally forgot about that! You’re right, as a vet, you have an immune system that is able to resist most drugs! I should’ve known!
offensivem
also theres lots of ways around that like x-rays and shots and other things im vaccinated against everything so i know how all of them work
Dr. Lysander
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Grrr… those pesky vaccinations... snaps fingers, revealing hidden data tablet
offensivem
hm?
Dr. Lysander
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I shall use the data from your vaccinations against you, you clever little vet. Now, let us see… types on tablet rapidly
offensivem
looks confused
Dr. Lysander
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tablets starts whirring loudly as it processes the information If your immunities are linked to your vaccinations, then we can exploit that!
offensivem
it is ive just countersigned every shot ive had
Dr. Lysander
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C-c-countersigned?! What…what are you talking about?! How could you have countersigned every shot?! confused screeching noises
offensivem
i know medicine bcuz i deal with animals that take medicine
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Oh. Well…then…uh…I guess you win, offensivem…. fidgets nervously
offensivem
yea
Dr. Lysander
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Yea…you’ve beaten me… smiles sheepishly
offensivem
yep
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
I admit defeat. This was a worthy challenge, nonetheless. Tell me, offensivem, what will you do now that you have defeated me?
offensivem
look for creatures in need of medical help
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Wise choice, wise choice indeed… I hope you find many creatures in need of your help, offensivem. And who knows? Perhaps, one day, you will even save a crazed scientist or two. smiles heartily
offensivem
hehe thanks
Dr. Lysander
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Well, it has been quite fun speaking with you, offensivem. I hope our paths shall cross again someday. Until then, farewell! waves goodbye
offensivem
bye
Dr. Lysander
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Farewell, offensivem! May you protect many more creatures in need! starts walking out of the room
offensivem
waves goodbye
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
walks out of the room, chuckling to himself, while muttering …and perhaps someday, I shall exact my revenge. Mwahaha! maniacal laughter
offensivem
hmmm?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Mwahahaha! Revenge! One day, offensivem, one day! maniacal laughter
offensivem
cya
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Farewell for now, offensivem! May fortune smile upon you! exits the room, looking determined
offensivem
turns computer on starts watching paw patrol
Dr. Lysander
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watching from afar, smirking Ahaha! Watching Paw Patrol, are we? What a shameless vet you truly are, offensivem… But don’t worry, one day, I’ll bring you back to the light! Mwahahahahaha!!