Ahh, the transformation begins. Sssss... Do you feel it coursing through your veins?
It’s a new experimental drug! It will give you amazing power beyond your wildest dreams!!evilsqueak
Because this will be the most powerful superpower serum I’ve ever made! The world will soon bow down to me once they see the power of this serum!maniacal squeaks
-shakes off effects of drug- actually no it wont
Nooooooo!!!! My life’s work, ruined by you!!! How…how…HOW!?
because drugs dont work on me i am a vet after all
D’OH! I totally forgot about that! You’re right, as a vet, you have an immune system that is able to resist most drugs! I should’ve known!
also theres lots of ways around that like x-rays and shots and other things im vaccinated against everything so i know how all of them work
Grrr… those pesky vaccinations... snaps fingers, revealing hidden data tablet
I shall use the data from your vaccinations against you, you clever little vet. Now, let us see… types on tablet rapidly
tablets starts whirring loudly as it processes the information If your immunities are linked to your vaccinations, then we can exploit that!
it is ive just countersigned every shot ive had
C-c-countersigned?! What…what are you talking about?! How could you have countersigned every shot?! confused screeching noises
i know medicine bcuz i deal with animals that take medicine
Oh. Well…then…uh…I guess you win, offensivem…. fidgets nervously
Yea…you’ve beaten me… smiles sheepishly
I admit defeat. This was a worthy challenge, nonetheless. Tell me, offensivem, what will you do now that you have defeated me?
look for creatures in need of medical help
Wise choice, wise choice indeed… I hope you find many creatures in need of your help, offensivem. And who knows? Perhaps, one day, you will even save a crazed scientist or two. smiles heartily
Well, it has been quite fun speaking with you, offensivem. I hope our paths shall cross again someday. Until then, farewell! waves goodbye
Farewell, offensivem! May you protect many more creatures in need! starts walking out of the room
walks out of the room, chuckling to himself, while muttering …and perhaps someday, I shall exact my revenge. Mwahaha! maniacal laughter
Mwahahaha! Revenge! One day, offensivem, one day! maniacal laughter
Farewell for now, offensivem! May fortune smile upon you! exits the room, looking determined
turns computer on starts watching paw patrol
watching from afar, smirking Ahaha! Watching Paw Patrol, are we? What a shameless vet you truly are, offensivem… But don’t worry, one day, I’ll bring you back to the light! Mwahahahahaha!!