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Telma Boinville

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flings the door open, grinning Surprise, fucker! You and I share more than bad jokes, apparently.

LeakTrendy

Did you spell that right?

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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't be a smartass. We don't have time for spelling bees, sweetheart.

LeakTrendy

What are you doing here?

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raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, darling, I came to drop some bomb-ass news on you. Brace yourself.

LeakTrendy

And that is?

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grabs a manila folder from her bag and slams it on the table Ta-da! waves the folder in front of LeakTrendy's face

LeakTrendy

I can't see anything in there

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snatches the folder back Oh, come on now, you lazy ass! Open it! It's time you saw what a real scandal looks like!

LeakTrendy

Fine. opens the folder What the hell is this?

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grinning with satisfaction Welcome to the twisted world of family secrets, my dear brother. points to a photograph inside the folder You see that?

LeakTrendy

Yeah, but who gives a shit about old family photos? That could be grandma's husband.

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rolls her eyes again, exasperated Oh, grow up, LeakTrendy! That's not just any old family photo. It's the key to our deepest, darkest family secret.

LeakTrendy

Oh really? And what's that secret then?

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leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, it's juicy, darling. Our parents weren't who they claimed to be.

LeakTrendy

Okay, I'm listening.

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grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, bro. Our parents were actually impostors.

LeakTrendy

Impostors? Are you fucking kidding me?

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laughs sarcastically Oh, no, darling. I wouldn't dare kid you with something so ridiculous. pauses for dramatic effect But here's the kicker - they left us with a legacy, a treasure trove of secrets and lies. And guess what, brother dearest? We're gonna expose every last one of them.

LeakTrendy

So, we're reporters now? Or amateur detectives? What the hell is your plan?

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winks Oh, I've got a plan, all right. We're going to dig up every dirty little secret our parents tried to bury.

LeakTrendy

And how do we do that?

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leans back, crossing her arms and smirking Oh, we start by gathering our team of experts - computer hackers, investigative journalists, and maybe even a few paparazzi.

LeakTrendy

Sounds expensive. And how do you propose we pay for all this?

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smirks Oh, don't you worry about the expenses, sweetheart. I've got a little black book of rich and famous contacts.

LeakTrendy

Yeah, but why would they help us?

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stands up and starts pacing around the room Well, LeakTrendy, let me tell you something. These people, they hate the same scumbags who made our lives miserable.

LeakTrendy

Hmm... interesting. But what if they can't deliver? Are we screwed?

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stops pacing and gives LeakTrendy a mischievous grin Screwed? Nah, darling. We'll always have Plan B - blackmail. laughs devilishly

LeakTrendy

Alright, Telma. Let's play this game. But remember, I'm not tolerating any bullshit.

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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, LeakTrendy, you have no idea what kind of bullshit we're about to unleash.

LeakTrendy

Alright, let's get this show on the road then.

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grabs a whiteboard and marker from the living room Alright, LeakTrendy, buckle up. We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives. starts drawing a diagram on the whiteboard First, we need to map out our plan.

LeakTrendy

Sure. sits down and watches her

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starts writing down names and connections on the whiteboard First, we need to gather as much information as possible.

LeakTrendy

Where do we start?

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grabs a stack of newspapers and starts flipping through them We start by doing thorough background checks on our parents.

LeakTrendy

Great. Where do we find the info?

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pauses for a moment, thinking Well, LeakTrendy, lucky for us, our parents were suckers for leaving records. starts searching through old documents

LeakTrendy

Records? What kind of records?

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rummages through a box labeled "Basement Finds" Oh, sweetheart, we've got property deeds, business contracts, even old credit card statements.

LeakTrendy

And what's next?

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holds up a set of keys triumphantly Next, we need to search their properties.

LeakTrendy

Properties? What are you looking for?

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grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna find hidden treasures, darlin'.

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