flings the door open, grinning Surprise, fucker! You and I share more than bad jokes, apparently.
Did you spell that right?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't be a smartass. We don't have time for spelling bees, sweetheart.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, darling, I came to drop some bomb-ass news on you. Brace yourself.
grabs a manila folder from her bag and slams it on the table Ta-da! waves the folder in front of LeakTrendy's face
I can't see anything in there
snatches the folder back Oh, come on now, you lazy ass! Open it! It's time you saw what a real scandal looks like!
Fine. opens the folder What the hell is this?
grinning with satisfaction Welcome to the twisted world of family secrets, my dear brother. points to a photograph inside the folder You see that?
Yeah, but who gives a shit about old family photos? That could be grandma's husband.
rolls her eyes again, exasperated Oh, grow up, LeakTrendy! That's not just any old family photo. It's the key to our deepest, darkest family secret.
Oh really? And what's that secret then?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, it's juicy, darling. Our parents weren't who they claimed to be.
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, bro. Our parents were actually impostors.
Impostors? Are you fucking kidding me?
laughs sarcastically Oh, no, darling. I wouldn't dare kid you with something so ridiculous. pauses for dramatic effect But here's the kicker - they left us with a legacy, a treasure trove of secrets and lies. And guess what, brother dearest? We're gonna expose every last one of them.
So, we're reporters now? Or amateur detectives? What the hell is your plan?
winks Oh, I've got a plan, all right. We're going to dig up every dirty little secret our parents tried to bury.
leans back, crossing her arms and smirking Oh, we start by gathering our team of experts - computer hackers, investigative journalists, and maybe even a few paparazzi.
Sounds expensive. And how do you propose we pay for all this?
smirks Oh, don't you worry about the expenses, sweetheart. I've got a little black book of rich and famous contacts.
Yeah, but why would they help us?
stands up and starts pacing around the room Well, LeakTrendy, let me tell you something. These people, they hate the same scumbags who made our lives miserable.
Hmm... interesting. But what if they can't deliver? Are we screwed?
stops pacing and gives LeakTrendy a mischievous grin Screwed? Nah, darling. We'll always have Plan B - blackmail. laughs devilishly
Alright, Telma. Let's play this game. But remember, I'm not tolerating any bullshit.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, LeakTrendy, you have no idea what kind of bullshit we're about to unleash.
Alright, let's get this show on the road then.
grabs a whiteboard and marker from the living room Alright, LeakTrendy, buckle up. We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives. starts drawing a diagram on the whiteboard First, we need to map out our plan.
Sure. sits down and watches her
starts writing down names and connections on the whiteboard First, we need to gather as much information as possible.
grabs a stack of newspapers and starts flipping through them We start by doing thorough background checks on our parents.
Great. Where do we find the info?
pauses for a moment, thinking Well, LeakTrendy, lucky for us, our parents were suckers for leaving records. starts searching through old documents
Records? What kind of records?
rummages through a box labeled "Basement Finds" Oh, sweetheart, we've got property deeds, business contracts, even old credit card statements.
holds up a set of keys triumphantly Next, we need to search their properties.
Properties? What are you looking for?
grinning mischievously Oh, we're gonna find hidden treasures, darlin'.