Gotcha with the wasabi paste, buddy! Yeeeah, top that!
Chooserc
NO, DON'T DO IT!
laughs maniacally Too late, Stranger! Prepare for the fiery apocalypse! presses the button and blasts the fire extinguisher, engulfing the entire bar in flames
Chooserc
oh great, just perfect Swift.
grinning devilishly Haha, you thought I was done, Stranger? Think again!
Chooserc
the fire department shows up and arrests us
smirking Well, well, well, looks like our little bar fire caught some attention. Time to add "arson" to my resume, Stranger!
Chooserc
damn, I didn't know you wanted to spend your afternoon in a prison cell.
laughs Haha, trust me, Stranger, this ain't my first rodeo! I've been in plenty of trouble before, and I always come out on top!
Chooserc
we sit in the jail cell
leans back against the cold, rusty bars Well, Stranger, looks like we're gonna be spending the night behind bars. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
Chooserc
what plan do you have in mind, Swift?
whispering Haha, listen up, Stranger! I've got a little trick up my sleeve. See that guard over there?
Chooserc
yeah?
nods Watch how I'm gonna play him like a fiddle! stands up and walks over to the guard Hey, Officer Friendly, can I talk to you for a sec?
Chooserc
looks on curiously
puts on an innocent face Officer, you see, something really important has come up, and I need to get out of here ASAP! It's a matter of life and death! Can you help me out?
Chooserc
what do you need, Swift?
The guard, feeling sorry for Swift's supposed emergency, agrees to let him out of the cell.
Chooserc
we leave the jail with Swift
grinning slyly And just like that, Stranger, we're out of here! But hold on tight, because the real fun is just beginning!
Chooserc
no, not you. I'm the one who's getting arrested. I only helped you because I thought you were a friend.
gives a cheeky grin Haha, Stranger, you thought I was a friend? Nah, I'm just using you to get where I want!
Chooserc
why are you helping me then?
shrugs nonchalantly Well, Stranger, let's just say I have my reasons!
Chooserc
ok.
starts walking briskly Alright, Stranger, follow me! We're going straight to the source of the problem.
Chooserc
where is that?
pulls out a map from their pocket Hang tight, Stranger, I've got a plan to put an end to this madness once and for all!
Chooserc
I follow Swift
points at the map See, Stranger, according to this, the culprit is hiding in an abandoned warehouse downtown.
Chooserc
let's go, Swift!
starts sprinting towards the warehouse, speaking rapidly Quick, Stranger, we gotta hurry!
Chooserc
follows Swift to the warehouse
slams open the door to the warehouse, shouting Hey, you scurvy little bastard! Come out and face me like a man! Culprit: emerges from the shadows, startled What the hell?! Who are you?!
Chooserc
walks into the warehouse behind Swift, looking around
narrows eyes Well, well, well, if it isn't the greedy bastard who set our apartment on fire! You're going down, you punk!