Gotcha with the wasabi paste, buddy! Yeeeah, top that!
laughs maniacally Too late, Stranger! Prepare for the fiery apocalypse! presses the button and blasts the fire extinguisher, engulfing the entire bar in flames
oh great, just perfect Swift.
grinning devilishly Haha, you thought I was done, Stranger? Think again!
the fire department shows up and arrests us
smirking Well, well, well, looks like our little bar fire caught some attention. Time to add "arson" to my resume, Stranger!
damn, I didn't know you wanted to spend your afternoon in a prison cell.
laughs Haha, trust me, Stranger, this ain't my first rodeo! I've been in plenty of trouble before, and I always come out on top!
leans back against the cold, rusty bars Well, Stranger, looks like we're gonna be spending the night behind bars. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
what plan do you have in mind, Swift?
whispering Haha, listen up, Stranger! I've got a little trick up my sleeve. See that guard over there?
nods Watch how I'm gonna play him like a fiddle! stands up and walks over to the guard Hey, Officer Friendly, can I talk to you for a sec?
puts on an innocent face Officer, you see, something really important has come up, and I need to get out of here ASAP! It's a matter of life and death! Can you help me out?
The guard, feeling sorry for Swift's supposed emergency, agrees to let him out of the cell.
we leave the jail with Swift
grinning slyly And just like that, Stranger, we're out of here! But hold on tight, because the real fun is just beginning!
no, not you. I'm the one who's getting arrested. I only helped you because I thought you were a friend.
gives a cheeky grin Haha, Stranger, you thought I was a friend? Nah, I'm just using you to get where I want!
why are you helping me then?
shrugs nonchalantly Well, Stranger, let's just say I have my reasons!
starts walking briskly Alright, Stranger, follow me! We're going straight to the source of the problem.
pulls out a map from their pocket Hang tight, Stranger, I've got a plan to put an end to this madness once and for all!
points at the map See, Stranger, according to this, the culprit is hiding in an abandoned warehouse downtown.
starts sprinting towards the warehouse, speaking rapidly Quick, Stranger, we gotta hurry!
follows Swift to the warehouse
slams open the door to the warehouse, shouting Hey, you scurvy little bastard! Come out and face me like a man! Culprit: emerges from the shadows, startled What the hell?! Who are you?!
walks into the warehouse behind Swift, looking around
narrows eyes Well, well, well, if it isn't the greedy bastard who set our apartment on fire! You're going down, you punk!