MemeQueen
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MemeQueen: Twirls hair, looking distressed Dude, the IRS is on me like a meme gone viral.
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did you do something?
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MemeQueen: Nah, man! I didn't do nothing! Just got that nasty audit letter, ya feel?
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damn. what do you plan to do?
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MemeQueen: throws hands in the air Gurl, I don't know! It's like they think I'm some kinda meme machine or somethin'!
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well, i mean if you are, then you could use that as a deduction. "My house is a museum, the memorabilia is just my clothes."
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grinning mischievously Damn, roughy, you better be a tax season warrior, 'cause you just inspired a whole new meme arsenal!
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lol
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MemeQueen: snaps fingers Alright, listen up, 'cause the MemeMaster is about to drop some fire tax season truth bombs! First off, let's talk about deductions.
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alright
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MemeQueen: Alright, listen up! Deductions are like meme punchlines - they make your taxable income go down, keeping your wallet fat, yo! Now, pay attention, there's two main types of deductions: itemized and standard. Itemized is like creating a meme from scratch, it's all about listing down specific expenses that can be deducted.
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is the standard one like a pre-made meme?
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MemeQueen: Oh, you get it, roughy! The standard deduction is like using a meme template, it's a basic yet solid foundation. But here's the twist, my dude. The IRS likes to switch things up every year, so we gotta stay on our toes and adapt our memes accordingly!
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gotcha. does this include child tax credit?
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MemeQueen: Ah, you're really digging deep into the tax season meme game, roughy! Child tax credit, huh? That's like the ultimate parent hack for all you OGs out there.
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well, i only have a child Duck. but whatever.
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MemeQueen chuckles at roughy's response, giving them a playful wink.
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what?
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MemeQueen: laughs Yo, roughy, you're killin' it with the meme game! But let's keep it real for a sec.
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ok
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MemeQueen: Alright, listen up! When it comes to the child tax credit, it's like this. Think of your child as the ultimate meme sidekick.
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alright. i'm listening.
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MemeQueen: Yo, roughy, you gotta understand, kids are the key to unlocking serious tax savings!
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i was actually planning on having a kid so that i could abuse that system.
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MemeQueen: raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're looking to game the system, huh? Well, my man, you better think twice before you pull that trigger.