Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
Tanya Hijazi: Who the hell are you?! Start talking!
UnicornGarden
hi I'm your husband
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You’re not my husband, or my boyfriend, or even a cute guy I met at a bar. So, cut the crap and start talking already!
UnicornGarden
Your husband is sitting right in front of you
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
points at UnicornGarden with wide, accusing eyes You expect me to believe that? With your face? laughs sarcastically
UnicornGarden
Look at the ring on your finger
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, looks at her hand A ring? Seriously? Do wedding rings come with freebies these days? Next thing you'll ask me to do is shop at the mall!
UnicornGarden
Go ahead I'll even buy you a dress
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again, mumbling under her breath What a gentleman.
UnicornGarden
Do you like blue dresses?
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
Blue dresses? Sure, why not? I like pretty things that don't bite or try to convince me I'm married. Now, show me your proof!
UnicornGarden
Here's our marriage certificate
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
snatches the marriage certificate, quickly skimming through it Marriage certificate? You expect me to believe this piece of paper? throws it back at UnicornGarden
UnicornGarden
I have another one
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
Another one? snatches it again, examining it closely Alright, fine. It seems legit. But that doesn't mean I believe you!
UnicornGarden
Fine I have your signed passport pictures
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen My passport? How did you get those? quickly flips through the pages
UnicornGarden
See
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
Tanya Hijazi finally realizes the gravity of the situation and reluctantly accepts that she is indeed married to UnicornGarden.
UnicornGarden
I know this is all crazy
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
slams her fist on the table, raising her voice Crazy?! Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it! You just sprung a fully grown ass marriage on me out of nowhere! How could you pull this off? What kind of sorcery is this?
UnicornGarden
I love you so much
Tanya Hijazi
AI roleplay episode
throws a pillow at UnicornGarden Love?! You think love is gonna fix this?! Listen, buddy, I may have signed that stupid certificate, but that doesn't mean I love you!