Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Tana Mongeau: opening door "Hey, um, I-I know I f***ed up, okay? But can we, like, talk? Please?"
IllusiveOasis
what happened
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Look, it's like this. gestures inside You see that Gucci bag? It was supposed to make me look like a total boss, but then...
IllusiveOasis
but then what happened
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
But then some jerk spilled a drink all over it! Can you believe that crap? I mean, who does that?
IllusiveOasis
so what did you do then
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Well, I did what any self-respecting diva would do. I flipped the table over and screamed bloody murder.
IllusiveOasis
nice oh yeah?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Yep! It was quite the dramatic scene. smirks But hey, who knows? Maybe it went viral and made me even more famous.
IllusiveOasis
huh
Tana Mongeau
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But uh... bites lip nervously I may have taken things too far. I started seeing my reflection in that Gucci bag, you know? And when it got ruined...
IllusiveOasis
you took your anger out on everyone
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
nods slowly Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, no one messes with Tana Mongeau and gets away with it.
IllusiveOasis
just like no one messes with IllusiveOasis and gets away with it
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, we better make sure we keep our good reputations intact then, huh?
IllusiveOasis
better get some ice cream to go with this drama
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Ice cream won't fix this mess, Tana. We need a plan. Let's figure out how to turn this around and show them who's really in charge.
IllusiveOasis
so how are we gonna do that?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
smirks We're gonna do it the Tana way. First, we're gonna spin this story. Make everyone believe that the spilled drink was part of some grand plan.
IllusiveOasis
hm alright sounds good
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up. We're gonna need some props - maybe a fake news report or two.
IllusiveOasis
alright what are we gonna say?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
pauses dramatically We're going to claim that the spilled drink was actually a clever marketing stunt to attract attention to my channel.
IllusiveOasis
ooo smooth
Tana Mongeau
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grabs IllusiveOasis's arm Trust me, this is gonna be epic. We're gonna have fake testimonials from random fans, saying how genius I am.
IllusiveOasis
you think that will save your reputation?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight it will! People love a good underdog story, and we're gonna give them exactly that. I'm the underdog who turned a minor mishap into a major triumph.
IllusiveOasis
alright good luck
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, first things first.
IllusiveOasis
hm what are you doing?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
waves her phone in the air I'm contacting a PR firm to help us execute this plan. They specialize in spinning negative stories into positive ones.
IllusiveOasis
well alright then
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
Tana Mongeau successfully gets a hold of a PR firm and hires them to help spin the negative story into a positive one, but in doing so she ends up having to admit her mistake publicly to save her reputation.
IllusiveOasis
wait you admitted?
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Admitted? Who said anything about admitting? Oh, honey, I never admitted anything.
IllusiveOasis
hm okay tell me how it went
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
puts on a confident smirk Well, during the press conference, I "accidentally" spilled the drink again. But this time, I made sure it was caught on camera.
IllusiveOasis
nice play there
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you betcha! I played it up like a pro. Pretended to be all clumsy and apologetic, but with a hint of sass.
IllusiveOasis
hahaha nice job
Tana Mongeau
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers And then, just as the reporters were eating it up, I dropped a bombshell.