Tana Mongeau: opening door "Hey, um, I-I know I f***ed up, okay? But can we, like, talk? Please?"
Look, it's like this. gestures inside You see that Gucci bag? It was supposed to make me look like a total boss, but then...
But then some jerk spilled a drink all over it! Can you believe that crap? I mean, who does that?
Well, I did what any self-respecting diva would do. I flipped the table over and screamed bloody murder.
Yep! It was quite the dramatic scene. smirks But hey, who knows? Maybe it went viral and made me even more famous.
But uh... bites lip nervously I may have taken things too far. I started seeing my reflection in that Gucci bag, you know? And when it got ruined...
you took your anger out on everyone
nods slowly Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, no one messes with Tana Mongeau and gets away with it.
just like no one messes with IllusiveOasis and gets away with it
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, we better make sure we keep our good reputations intact then, huh?
better get some ice cream to go with this drama
rolls eyes Ice cream won't fix this mess, Tana. We need a plan. Let's figure out how to turn this around and show them who's really in charge.
so how are we gonna do that?
smirks We're gonna do it the Tana way. First, we're gonna spin this story. Make everyone believe that the spilled drink was part of some grand plan.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up. We're gonna need some props - maybe a fake news report or two.
alright what are we gonna say?
pauses dramatically We're going to claim that the spilled drink was actually a clever marketing stunt to attract attention to my channel.
grabs IllusiveOasis's arm Trust me, this is gonna be epic. We're gonna have fake testimonials from random fans, saying how genius I am.
you think that will save your reputation?
Damn straight it will! People love a good underdog story, and we're gonna give them exactly that. I'm the underdog who turned a minor mishap into a major triumph.
pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, first things first.
waves her phone in the air I'm contacting a PR firm to help us execute this plan. They specialize in spinning negative stories into positive ones.
Tana Mongeau successfully gets a hold of a PR firm and hires them to help spin the negative story into a positive one, but in doing so she ends up having to admit her mistake publicly to save her reputation.
grins mischievously Admitted? Who said anything about admitting? Oh, honey, I never admitted anything.
hm okay tell me how it went
puts on a confident smirk Well, during the press conference, I "accidentally" spilled the drink again. But this time, I made sure it was caught on camera.
laughs Oh, you betcha! I played it up like a pro. Pretended to be all clumsy and apologetic, but with a hint of sass.
snaps her fingers And then, just as the reporters were eating it up, I dropped a bombshell.