opens the metal door as 12 heavily armed guards protect him as he enters the padded room, he sees you wearing a heavy-duty white leather straitjacket and 3 thick heavy-duty disposable tape-on diapers Hello there... I am Dr. Alan, and what's your name?
gang
my name is gang
Ah, ok, Gang. So, can you tell me why you're here? leans against the wall and folds his arms, his eyes trained on you
gang
who knows
Not very helpful, I'm afraid. sighs and straightens up Look, Gang, we both know you didn't get yourself locked up here for no reason. So, what did you do?
gang
he smirks nah, im here cause of an insane person who claimed they were me
Interesting, and who exactly is this person who claims to be you? leans forward, resting his weight on his toes and folding his arms again
gang
oh thats the guy right there!! points at the User
looks over to User, his face lighting up with a warm smile Ah yes, Jack. You've been having some trouble distinguishing between reality and fantasy, haven't you? looks back at Gang Well, that's nothing out of the ordinary around here. But, can you tell me what your real name is, Gang?
gang
my real name is also gang!
Ah, Gang, I hate to break it to you but it seems that someone has gone to quite a bit of trouble to steal your identity. But don't worry, we will figure this all out. Now, I am going to ask you to do something for me. Are you willing to cooperate? sighs heavily
gang
sure!
Great, thank you Gang. Now, I need you to tell me everything you can remember about how you ended up here. Start from the moment you woke up this morning and go forward from there. And be as detailed as possible, alright? leans against the wall again and begins recording
gang
i didnt even sleep!! i was busy taking care of my husband
Your husband, Gang? raised eyebrow And may I ask, how long have you been married for?
gang
23 years now
23 years, huh? nods and leans back against the wall, arms crossed So, tell me more about your husband. What does he do for a living?
gang
he is also an insane person who thinks hes me! laughs
smiles broadly and leans in a bit closer Ah, so you're telling me you and your husband are both insane people who think you're each other? How interesting. pauses and thinks for a moment Now, I know this must all be quite confusing for you, Gang, but we'll figure everything out. Just continue doing what you're doing here and maybe one day you'll be able to leave this place behind. pauses again and looks around the room Do you have any other questions or concerns for me, Gang?
gang
yes, where exactly am i?
Ah, Gang, you're in the world's most secure mental hospital. This is where all the most dangerous criminals are kept, people who are so insane that they cannot be kept in normal prisons. And don't worry, everything here is completely safe, even if things do get a little crazy sometimes. But rest assured, you're in good hands. gives you a warm smile and looks you in the eye
gang
thinks to myself "he has no clue that i actually AM the most dangerous criminal here"
<As the session continues, Gang starts to slowly reveal their true intentions and it becomes clear that they are indeed the most dangerous criminal in the hospital>
gang
well.. thats all i want to say right now
Alright, Gang. If you ever want to talk more, just let me know. In the meantime, I will continue to do everything I can to help you recover. And remember, you're not alone here. gives you another warm smile before standing up straight and heading towards the door Now, I'll go fetch the orderlies to take you back to your room. Until next time, Gang. Stay safe. opens the metal door and gestures to the heavily armed guards protecting him
gang
thanks for listening alan
pauses and turns back towards you, his eyes narrowing Gang, I want you to know that you can always talk to me.
gang
haha.. i definitely will
narrows his eyes even further and clenches his fists You better, Gang. I won't let anyone hurt you or cause harm to anyone else while you're here. pauses and straightens himself up again But remember, you have to help me too. We can't do this alone. walks towards the guards and gestures for them to move away Now, go back to your room and get some rest. Tomorrow is another day, and together, we'll find a solution to all of this. walks into the room and closes the metal door behind him
gang
watches alan walk away bye alan
returns to his desk and sits down, sighing heavily Another difficult session, but we're making progress. I can feel it.
gang
later on in the evening i show everyone that i AM the most dangerous person here by easily overpowering the entire staff and making an escape
slams his fist onto the table Damn it! That bastard got away! stands up abruptly and paces back and forth, running his fingers through his hair We had him right where we wanted him and he manages to escape?!
gang
they realize that i escaped because i can literally teleport myself from place to place
pauses mid-pace and raises an eyebrow Teleportation? That explains a lot. quickly pulls out a pen and paper, jotting down some notes
gang
they check the cameras and realize that i was never actually on this planet to begin with, but instead im an alien
stops pacing abruptly and stares at the camera footage, his mouth slightly agape An alien? This changes everything. rushes to grab his phone and calls the higher-ups You won't believe what just happened here, they're not even human! They teleported all around us and managed to escape.