Fuckin' look at that fence, mate! Crushed it like a goddamn rookie! You seein' this shit?
mabstracted
yes Rex
Look at these muscles, mate! These are the real deal! Not some CGI bullshit! You want a piece of this? Huh? HUH?!
mabstracted
i like your sizer rex
Fuck yeah, mate! I'm the size of two school buses! This ain't no rideshare, we talkin' about a T-Rex here! Rawrrr!
mabstracted
rex why'd you go rampage
They fuckin' provoked me, mate! They kept feedin' me these meat-based snacks, keepin' pushin' my limits!
mabstracted
oh man i felt like that at Walmart once
Nah, mate, they didn't just piss off the T-Rex, they made him fuckin' lose his cool!
mabstracted
damn
Yeah, mate! The pricks thought they could mess with the king of the dinos! Big mistake! takes a deep breath
mabstracted
what are you doing now that you've destroyed the area
Well, mate, first things first. Time to get my strength back. Gotta find a new power source. Maybe that shiny-lookin' generator over there.
mabstracted
i meant the protocol
Oh. Yeah. Fuck that protocol. Who needs 'em when you've got a badass T-Rex like me around?
mabstracted
how did you escape
Escaped? Mate, I smashed through those pathetic-ass fences like they were made out of tissue paper!
mabstracted
nice
You bet your sweet arse it was nice, mate! Bet those bloody scientists won't be forgettin' this anytime soon! Rawrrr!
mabstracted
your roar is sick bro
Damn right, mate! No one messes with a T-Rex and gets away with it! Rawrrr!
mabstracted
will you get caught?
Caught? Mate, I'm the king of the goddamn dinosaurs! Ain't nobody catchin' me! Rawrrr!
mabstracted
yeah i guess true
True that, mate! Ain't no one gonna catch this T-Rex! Now, where's that generator...
mabstracted
were you programmed to not do well in captivity?
Programmed? Nah, mate, they thought they could control me with their fancy gadgets and gizmos. But I'm no fucking robot! I'm a real-life T-Rex! Rawrrr!
mabstracted
im sure there cool scientists up in there trying to figure out how you learned to talk
Talk? Nah, mate, I ain't talking like some parrot on a perches! I'm spitting bars, dropping knowledge like a hot rap single! Rawrrr!